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  • Artist Info: Congratulations! You have the intelligence it takes in order to get to my profile and guess wat! Your reward is *drum roll*... you get to lern about me! <br />
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    ~Note: If necessary, wipe the gasm juice of your undies~<br />
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    Mmmkay, I will start to lern you like this. I is a college stundent and is getting a good ejewcashun. I wanna be a teecher some day! My favorite animal is the orangutan, because they can kick box good. My favorite color is purple, and no I am not gay... I f**king hate stupid people (99.9% of Americans and 85% of everybody else)! I play video games; I currently only have Bill Gates broken piece of shite, the xbox, and just love to toy with the tards. I am epic. If you tell me that I have offended you I will most likely piss in your orange juice<br />
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    ~KThanxForReadingF**kOffNoaw!~
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