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    Bathing the Cat <br />
    Following are instructions on the best way to bathe your cat: <br />
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    1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. <br />
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    2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. <br />
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    3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. <br />
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    4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Don't get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out to grab anything they can find. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. <br />
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    5. Flush the toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides a "powerwash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective. <br />
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    6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door. <br />
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    7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. <br />
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    8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside where he will dry himself. <br />
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    Sincerely, <br />
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    The DOG<br />
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