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  • Artist Info: Hello!<br />
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    "I'm not straight, I'm only half gay." -Distortia<br />
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    im your typical teen.<br />
    spanish chic living in america, watch out.<br />
    meow.<br />
    patience is a virtue and something i don't have half the time. <br />
    i love color.<br />
    rainbows are forever.<br />
    lowercase letters are better.<br />
    my life is like a big party, i live each day without fearing the next.<br />
    unpredictability is a word i live by along with fun.<br />
    rawr.<br />
    i highly suggest not messing with me or my friends because ya never know what a big girl could do to you.<br />
    role playing is my life.<br />
    school is annoying and i wish to just get it over with so i can just move on with my life. <br />
    my friends call me an idiot and say that i have no common sense. <br />
    i can be such a dork sometimes and i'm really fun and funny. <br />
    seriously, i can make almost anyone laugh. <br />
    i'm into the artsy stuff. <br />
    singing and dancing are my passions. <br />
    currently getting into acting.<br />
    i love hanging out and being relaxed with friends and i hate the drama. <br />
    i also think the world can deal without fecking rumors. <br />
    my friends are my world and without them i feel as if my world would crash. <br />
    they keep my life in orbit. <br />
    i'm weird and funny.<br />
    technology is my life, take it away and i can't survive. <br />
    i'm not fake and i don't try to be. there is nothing plastic about me.<br />
    try to label me, i dare you.<br />
    perfection, something humans aren't. <br />
    being perfect to the world is nothing, but being perfect to one person is everything. <br />
    message me, i'd love to get to know you.
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    Hope I didn't make a bad impression
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    You are a Flaming Uke!<br />
    One of the easiest uke to recognize by sight. Your flamboyantly gay behavior makes it easy for seme to prey upon you, and that is exactly what you want, and you usually have a few tricks up your sleeve as well. You most often have colored hair, designer clothes, and eyes that are constantly roaming, searching for the perfect partner. You are best paired with the Chibi Seme, who will rise to your challenge with their mischievous nature.<br />
    Most compatible with: Chibi Seme<br />
    Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Opportunist Seme<br />
    What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or find merchandise here.<br />
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