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  • Artist Info: I'm Ume. . . and uh. . . I guess I'll put my stats below. . .<br />
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    Real name: Scheszka "Molly" Von Steinhausen<br />
    Nationality: Persian, Russian, German, Welsh, Apache, Israeli, Celtic, Scandinavian. . . Pretty much I'm a mutt.<br />
    Height: 5'8<br />
    Weight: 136 lbs.<br />
    I live: in Hell<br />
    Fav. music: Heavy Metal, J-Pop, J-Rock, pretty much anything that sounds good. . .<br />
    Fav. food: Sushi!<br />
    Likes: Women, men, sleeping, writing, poetry, snow, RP. . .<br />
    Dislikes:Jesus, too much to name. . .<br />
    Sexuality: Bisexual<br />
    Here's a picture!<br />
    User Image<br />
    Yeah. . . it's old. . .<br />
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    That is all, children.<br />
    MegaMagicMonkey
    Woman look good.<br />
    Tune sound good.<br />
    Boobies FEEL good.<br />
    Trees smell good.<br />
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    Me Uck! Uck smart!
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    Reincarnation upon donating her Celestial Cloak
    One more thing. That thing got shrinked once cause I didn't know it was dry clean only<br />
    OMG IT WAS HUGE WHEN I FIRST GOT IT AND THEN OMG IT GOT TO A SIZE THAT FIT.. So you have to dry clean the universe, see? XD
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    LittleKuriboh
    You kids these days with your millennium items and your card games loud music and your hula hoops and your hopscotch and your dungarees lollipops are your Sony playstations and your voice-activated light switches and your leather pants and your blue-ray discs and your pierced scrotums and your bullfrogs and your telekinesis and your Marvel comics and your Youtube.com and your Nuclear Physics and your ingrown toenails and your Gears of War and your Quentin Tarantino and your power steering and your elevators and your illegitimate offspring. . .
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    Lepur
    I have a question? Why aren't there more women like you? crying
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    Seymore Redrum
    UME DID WHAT!? scream
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    Seymore Redrum
    Ume never hungers, for she eats all of us?
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    Neko-muffin 324
    Hey... anyone seen Ume-koi around?
    Trey Alvari
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    Uhh no... ::hides bloody knife:: >.>...<.<
    Certified Gangsta
    Let's not joke around. Ume is a fun person to be around.
    Trey Alvari
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    And i can't kill fun people? On that note, why must everyone assume I've gone and shanked someone just because im looking around nervously with a bloody knife? ::Alvari Turns away from everyone and a sign on his back reads "I shanked someone"::
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    Seymore Redrum
    That was Umeology. The language of the millennium. Learn it. Like it. Speak It.
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    Seymore Redrum
    The Statement Below Is True.<br />
    Both Statements Are False.    <br />
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    I'd like a doll of you, Ume.<br />
    A blow up one.
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    Seymore Redrum
    Holy Mother Of Mammaries.<br />
    O_O
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    I
    *Vomits all over Grahf* Look! I gave you my brownies!<br />
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    WORSHIP ME, DAMN YOU!
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    Jew-bacca
    I would say, but this is supposed to be PG-13. And there's a very horny cat on my chest kneading very sensitive areas.
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    Jew-bacca
    I call him Stoner Steve the jacked-up rabbit. He's a cuddly, friendly fellow, and does love the kids. However, his condition does not prevent him from giving one hundred percent to his community.
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