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  • Artist Info: Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway<br />
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    Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller<br />
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    Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets<br />
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    Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th<br />
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    Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too<br />
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    Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"<br />
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    Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!<br />
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    Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"<br />
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    Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
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