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  • Artist Info: CrennyCrennyCrennySouthParkSouthParkKyleBroflovskiOrangeorangeorangeorangeCoffeeArtArtArtGaySlashGayGayGayBLSouthPark<br />
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    Call Me Crenny...<br />
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    NO WIFIN IN DA CLUB<br />
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    I kept this account for the lulz. Some hobbies I indulge in include studying, drawing, painting, watching South Park, Scary movies, baaasketball, stalking æ and somethingawful, skateboarding (hopelessly), and riding roller coasters, among other stupid things that I enjoy doing.<br />
    My favorite foods are Champong, takoyaki, ochazuke, can chua, butternut squash ravioli, naan, Spaghetti-Os, oranges, and most vegetables.<br />
    I love really ugly, contrasting sweaters.<br />
    But whenever I wear them, my cousin pulls at a loose thread when I'm not paying attention, until half of the sweater is gone. I'm fucking serious, this has happened to four of my sweaters in the past 2 months.<br />
    I feel like that could be made into some kind of metaphor.<br />
    As for my Jewfro, my cousin enjoys to put little things in my hair. <br />
    I don't notice until later. This is not fun.<br />
    Two of my cousins have proceeded to run their fingers through it, and then get their hands stuck in my hair. I've had to walk around with people's hands stuck in my Jewfro, whattheffffuuck man. &gt;:C<br />
    Just a couple of stories to explain why I can't go out in public without straightening my hair- I do not trust my friends.<br />
    I'm Jewish, in case you didn't catch the whole 'Jewfro' thing. Derp<br />
    I only take mockery and insults from my friends, so if I don't know you or don't like you, then fuck off, kthx. :u<br />
    Uh, uh, um, I can't think of anything else that I didn't already say in that stupid long list of stupid facts, so- oh god there's a bigass centipede on the ceiling, fuck.<br />
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    if this falls on me i will fucking scream.<br />
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    and delete my Gaia and turn off my internets forever. oh god make it go away. FUCK<br />
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    it is a shpadoinkle day<br />
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    Okay, so, HEY.<br />
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    I go by Crenny, you guise.<br />
    As for nicknames, I have many.<br />
    Some of my favorites- Crenny, Gelato, Orange-Jew, Tweeks, Kyle Lol, Jax, some other Jew-related nicknames, and Dunder Mifflin.<br />
    I'm 14 years old, as of September.<br />
    I was born on the 13th on a Friday.<br />
    My birthday is closest to Butters' of all of the characters on South Park.<br />
    I fucking love my friends to death. <br />
    They are so unbelievably awesome that words can't even begin to describe it.<br />
    Without the assistance of Marvin Gaye, of course.<br />
    I dislike most dogs. <br />
    I have a stupid curly Jewfro, but I straighten my hair regularly. It is a pain in the ass.<br />
    I am a Democratic Socialist.<br />
    I've never had any piercings.<br />
    I'm a Jew.<br />
    I love art.<br />
    I'm Metrosexual.<br />
    ^I think that was a joke.<br />
    My favorite color is oraaange.<br />
    I listen to less than 100 kinds of music.<br />
    Steve Carell is the best actor. Ever.<br />
    So is Adam Sandler.<br />
    ...And Will Smith.<br />
    Jon Stewart and Michael Moore are my heroes.<br />
    And so are Matt Stone and Trey Parker.<br />
    I hate cooking.<br />
    I vaguely know how to play the piano.<br />
    I have gray eyes.<br />
    I have Arachnophobia.<br />
    I'm still afraid of the dark. And I'm terrified of dolls.<br />
    I take my coffee black.<br />
    My sister drives the 2011 Honda Piece of Shit That Never Runs.<br />
    I love the Sims games.<br />
    I hate watching sports.<br />
    When I had my bat mitzvah, my cousin threw a squash at me.<br />
    I beat him to a pulp right there in the temple.<br />
    Not really to a pulp, but it still happened.<br />
    My aunt got it on tape.<br />
    I have acute insomnia.<br />
    I love cats.<br />
    I'm fluent in English, French, and kind of Korean.<br />
    I'm still learning Hebrew.<br />
    I hate butter.<br />
    I almost never go anywhere without my laptop.<br />
    Same thing applies for coffee.<br />
    I literally grew up watching South Park.<br />
    Everyone says I'm just like Kyle. I like this.<br />
    Also Tweek, Craig, Wendy, Clyde, and Butters wtf.<br />
    I love it when people compliment my big stupid Jew nose. &lt;3<br />
    I suck hard at guitar hero.<br />
    I can't eat ice cream without sprinkles.<br />
    I hate icing on anything. <br />
    I get strep throat about every three months.<br />
    I like reading textbooks.<br />
    I wear eyeliner on a daily basis.<br />
    I'm terrified of motorcycles. And I'm basically just a scaredy-cat pussy.<br />
    say what you will. but day and night, the pussy squad is out there, risking their lives...<br />
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    ...for freedom.
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    But I would go sky diving or bungee jumping if given the opportunity.<br />
    I love roller coasters. They scare the shit out of me, but I love them.<br />
    I enjoy things that scare me.<br />
    I am hopelessly inept at choreographed dancing.<br />
    I suck at singing.<br />
    But I do anyways.<br />
    Slenderman is the best not-meme ever. Srsly. Holy fuck, that shit keeps me up at night.<br />
    My favorite animals are cats and giraffes.<br />
    I'm extremely flexible.<br />
    I suck at 'that's what she said' jokes.<br />
    I love skinny jeans.<br />
    I'm allergic to pepper.<br />
    I love vegetables.<br />
    I love looking through old yearbooks.<br />
    I used to play basketball regularly.<br />
    Despite my love of art, I fucking hate art class with a passion.<br />
    I can almost do the splits.<br />
    I hate gardening.<br />
    I have a love-hate relationship with writing.<br />
    I love love love yoga.<br />
    Grammar is important to me.<br />
    Same goes for spelling.<br />
    There are several people in my family whom I resent for being the embodiment of Jewish stereotypes and at one time, caused me to question whether or not I was a self-hating Jew.<br />
    I love the smell of fire, and rubber.<br />
    I love rain.<br />
    I'm terrified of thunderstorms.<br />
    I can be very cynical and profane. But I have morals. Srsly.<br />
    I love documentaries.<br />
    I love World History, psychology, English, and Physics.<br />
    I am susceptible to irritability and impatience. <br />
    I am one of at least two Jewish people at my High school.<br />
    Mel Gibson is a deranged masochist.<br />
    I feared damnation as a child (around age 4 to 8 ) for not being raised Catholic, because of some of my friends' parents.<br />
    I celebrate All Jewish holidays, and occasionally Christmas for the lulz.<br />
    My family is very strict about keeping kosher... orz<br />
    I enjoy South Park slash. DON'T JUDGE ME PL0X LOLOL<br />
    I can only be romantic through lame fanart....<br />
    -kicks at carpet-<br />
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    fucking<br />
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    FUCKING<br />
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    quite rather enjoy high school.<br />
    I love High school football games.<br />
    Chocolate coated strawberry popcicles are the shit.<br />
    I enjoy providing random, useless facts to strangers, who probably don't care to read them anyway. And If you do, sorry for wasting your time.<br />
    I love aquariums. <br />
    I'm terrified of the ocean.<br />
    I support Obama, regardless of my trolling IRL.<br />
    I love dolphins.<br />
    I LOVE THE BRONCOS. YEEEAH. <br />
    I'm not really in to animu or manga.<br />
    I hate Sundays and Tuesdays.<br />
    Home videos and memory-esque things make me tear up. :c<br />
    I'm a srs cry baby.<br />
    I make jokes a lot.<br />
    I have a passion for arguing and debate. Mostly just arguing.<br />
    I have a guinea pig named Stripe. c:<br />
    I still like cartoons.<br />
    I am a nerd. I study and do my homework, and that takes up most of my week days. (And sometimes weekends.)<br />
    I love emoticons. T___T ouo &gt;:U xD c: They're super fun.<br />
    My friends love to tell me extremely racist jokes about Jewish people.<br />
    I have to try not to laugh sometimes, and that pisses me off so much. <br />
    I support K2, Style, and Cartters. (Not the drug, derp)<br />
    I like walking.<br />
    Aaand, I can't think of any more facts. <br />
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    I am superman, here is my cape.<br />
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    Oh Moses, I hope this works. I wrote way too much, oh jeez... :u
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    http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Encyclop%C3%A6dia_Dramatica<br />
    In lulz we trust.<br />
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    Hoshi'a na.<br />
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    こんにちは 美しい<br />
    שלום יפה<br />
    Stop wishing for the sunshine, <br />
    & start living in the rain ♥<br />
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    "אתה החבר הכי טוב שלי סופר, ואני אוהבת אותך". ♥
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    Broflovski.<br />
    Kyle Broflovski.<br />
    OhMoses, I'm such a loser. :U
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