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  • Artist Info: When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!<br />
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    Shhhhhh...Im tring to avoid you...dont tell them though...OMG, how did you find me?!<br />
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    OMG! you just ran into a pole<br />
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    Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat.<br />
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    Let's dicuss right and left... you're right, I left!<br />
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    I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!<br />
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    How do you kill a purple elephant? Use a purple elephant gun. How do you kill a gray elephant? Strangle it until it turns purple and then shoot it with the purple elephant gun<br />
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    Help!ican'tfindthespacebar<br />
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    Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster<br />
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    Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot<br />
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    At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiney?<br />
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    A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!<br />
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    A day without sunshine is like... night<br />
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    You has just recieved the Amish computer virus. Since the Amish do not have computers, it is based strictly on the honor system. Please delete all files on your computer. Thank you for your cooperation.<br />
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    A butterfly can kiss a bee,<br />
    The rising moon can kiss a tree,<br />
    The morning sun can kiss the grass,<br />
    but you my friend can kiss my DAIRYAIR!!<br />
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    the voices in my head think u need happy pills and they haven't been wrong yet.<br />
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    If you're in a hurricane and a tree falls, what sound does a cow make on the 4th of July in a blizzard?<br />
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    If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire<br />
    population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.<br />
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    When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.<br />
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    If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.<br />
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    If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?<br />
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    Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!<br />
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    When all else fails blow stuff up. It stress relieves and its useful!<br />
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    It's a Leoplurodon Cchhaarrlliiee. A magical Leoplurodon!!!<br />
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    We're on a bridge CCHHAARRLLIIEE.<br />
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    When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!<br />
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    I ran with scissors, and lived!<br />
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    You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I go get a paddleboat to save ur stupid DAIRYAIR.<br />
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    This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. <br />
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    'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!<br />
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    Okami Amaseratsu!<br />
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    Saffire, my 2nd fav wolfie!
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