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  • Artist Info: Hallo, <br />
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    My name is Kat, I am in grade 11. I am a scheming lier and impervious to real friendship. I am hard to get along with and tend to stray, or not speak. I only really talk to you if you listen to what I have to say. I live off caffeine and cheese, I like to spend my time staying up late. Watching Craig Ferguson, reading or writing.I am a bitch hiding behing humor, I can be very funny in the moment. My habits consist of swearing to little things like biting my nails. If you have ever meet me you would be able to spot out my accent. I was born into a hardcore polish family, I grew up on a farm, so I tend to dream about that life. I read alot, most of the time I write. I'm not stupid but neather am I smart. I can be friendly when I want too, or not. I am more of a thinker then a talker. I don't make friends or get along with new people really well. I hate when people think they know you, but no one knows you more then your-self. I can judge people quickly, most of the time I can spot peoples behaviors. I have a great group of friends. They know how to react to me in a way, that we will be friends for a long period. I am really grateful for them. I fucking hate my parent like another normal teenager. My mother is a soup sociopath an ex-whore and a deceiving cunt. My father is the typical european bastard, abusive , alcoholic , two faced lier. I also have a sister who shares the same hate towards our mother, but I secretly despise her. I hate socializing. Once you get to know me you'll soon find out that I have the gift of the gab(I'm annoying). I love animals, I just like how cute they are! Animals are so remarkably smart in there own ways. I wish I had a simple life of a house pet. <br />
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    My dream is to become a comedian/part time writer/child care worker. I hate kids aswell bt I know how to haldle them. I hate people who hate life. I love life . I can't wait for it each day. Just thinking about all the things that I will be able to see and or experience. One day me , tom, sophie n cassie will live the long life dream of hippy's . With my VW camper we will travel the orange sky's of caifornia to los angeles to chigago to las vegas. You three are the greatest friends I have ever gain'd and will never had lost. I love you, when your dead and gone will you remember this night?<br />
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    I am a dreamer of dreams. The definition of childhood pain. I am a writer and I guess this is a good place to start. I don't mind any opinions, negative of positive. many people see me as the "weird, quiet one". I write about most of my past and what I think will happen in my or people's future. I am a teller of lies and deviant actor. I also draw a wide variety of cats, but in a cartoon-ish way. I am the one that adds the phrase "Thats what she said". To many of my everyday encounters of communication. The love of my life is my pet Lucy, she is black and has envy green eyes. I fancy anyone with an accent and find it quite arousing. Don't mind me but I also have most likely slept with your mother. Could you tell her to stop calling me, please. <br />
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    Thank you. <br />
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