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All I ask is a bit of a privacy. But you have the rights to ask me anything but THEN I have the rights to ignore them, If you know what I mean sweatdrop <br />
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Feeling sad? Read this.<br />
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THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART<br />
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking<br />
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals<br />
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms<br />
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.<br />
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.<br />
6. Move a 'CAUTION - 'WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area<br />
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.<br />
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?!!"<br />
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.<br />
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are<br />
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.<br />
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.<br />
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say 'PICK ME,PICK ME!!'<br />
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, 'NO! NO! It's those voices again'<br />
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, There is no toilet paper in here<br />
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, pikachu I choose you! - Avg. rating:
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