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  • Artist Info: Videogames and memes are all I need<br />
    Please be patient, I'm a dumbass heart <br />
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    A story by XxPrincessxLuciferxX<br />
    The year was 2047, dank memes were a thing of the past. Lit, fam, fleek and all the terms were old and outdated. It was a bright sunny Saturday morning, the birds were chirping happily in the golden leafed trees of autumn. Deep inside the massive church stood a lady, dressed in elegant garb. Donning her head she wore a cheese block hat, a symbol of her status and title. As she eyed herself in the mirror in the room beside the alter, her ears could hear the people gathering and shuffling into their seats.<br />
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    Emerging as songs were played over the speaker, she would throw up her hands as the people cheered and fawned over her. With a laser pistol on her hip very visible, she took strides to her throne, sitting upon it. One after another the people would come and give their thanks to the hero of the waste, conqueror of the savage beasts, Cheesus Slice.    <br />
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    Story about the Ghost Cheese by Ekatiz<br />
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    No one knew how he'd died, only that for as far as hauntings go... this was a really mild one. Sure it was irritating at first. Jim kept doubting that his son hadn't eaten the last of his extra sharp Vermont white cheddar that he'd been saving for this very evening, but his son adamantly stood his ground. After all he HATED sharp cheddar, why would he eat it? <br />
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    It wasn't until they saw the Brie floating away down the hall that they thought something was probably up.<br />
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    A few phone calls and very bizarre internet searches later father and son both decided they should confront their possible guest living in their house with them. A tray was provided with four different kinds of cheese and a knife, and before long the cheese was delicately slicing itself on the tray before lifting into the air and vanishing without a trace. <br />
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    Honestly as much as they love to tell the story, it doesn't have a very wild ending. These days they keep the major thefts down by providing a little donation to the ghost as an offering and then enjoy the rest together. Except for the extra sharp cheddar, that's still just for Jim. ❀
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