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~~Hacked By Kayla~~<br />
ILY LINDSAY!!!~ <333 8'D!<br />
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What kind of angel are you?<br />
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My Results:<br />
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Angel Of Death You are the Angel Of Death. You enjoy misery despair and of course death. You reap the souls of the mortal without a single remorse and are cold and heartless. <br />
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You Are an Espresso<br />
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At your best, you are: straight shooting, ambitious, and energetic<br />
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At your worst, you are: anxious and high strung<br />
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You drink coffee when: anytime you're not sleeping<br />
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Your caffeine addiction level: high<br />
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What Kind of Coffee Are You?<br />
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Your Ideal Pet is a Big Dog<br />
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You're both energetic, affectionate, and a bit goofy.<br />
And neither of you seem to mind very slobbery kisses!<br />
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What's Your Ideal Pet?<br />
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You Are Hesitant in Love<br />
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You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time.<br />
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You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time.<br />
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You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.<br />
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You are fickle and tend to fall out of love easily. You bounce from romance to romance.<br />
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How Are You In Love?<br />
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What colour is your heart?<br />
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My Results:<br />
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Your heart is BLACK! You believe that society needs to change, to stop judging everyone. You believe in free speech and that everyone should speak their mind and stand up for what they believe in. You being "different" is good thing, unlike the other colours, you think for yourself not others. <br />
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You Are 64% Emo<br />
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While you may not be completely emo, you have a sensitive, deep, troubled soul.<br />
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Are You Emo?<br />
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You Are More Yin<br />
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Feminine<br />
Devoted<br />
Forgiving<br />
Fall<br />
Winter<br />
Afternoon<br />
Moon<br />
Time<br />
Passive<br />
Metal<br />
Honey<br />
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Are You More Yin or Yang?<br />
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Your Inner Color is Blue<br />
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Your Personality: Your natural warmth and intuition nurtures those around you. You are accepting and always follow your heart.<br />
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You in Love: Relationships are your top priority, and this includes love. You are most happy when you are serious with someone.<br />
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Your Career: You need to help others in your job to feel satisfied. You would be a great nurse, psychologist, or counselor.<br />
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What's Your Inner Color?<br />
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What kind of angel are you?<br />
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My Results:<br />
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Angel Of Guarding You are the Angel Of Guarding. You prefer to stay to yourself but you feel inclined to protect. You watch over the resting souls and watch while you also console the loved ones of the deceased.<br />
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You Are a Lavender Rose<br />
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You represent love at first sight and enchantment.<br />
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Your vibe: intense and intriguing<br />
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Falling in love with you is: deep and meaningful<br />
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What Color Rose Are You?<br />
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Your Eyes Should Be Blue<br />
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Your eyes reflect: Innocence and sweetness<br />
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People find you to be: Attractive, adorable, and irresistible<br />
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Your best trait: You truly love to make other people happy<br />
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What's hidden behind your eyes: A calculating mind<br />
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What Color Should Your Eyes Be?<br />
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You Are 64% Shy<br />
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You are a very shy person, and it has started to impact your life in a negative way.<br />
If you can avoid human contact, you usually do. And as a result, you miss out on a lot.<br />
You should do more to be social, even if it's painfully difficult for you.<br />
Spending time alone is healthy in moderate amounts, but you're practically a hermit!<br />
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How Shy Are You?<br />
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What Animal are You?<br />
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My Results:<br />
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Wolf You are the wolf. You like company, but don't mind being alone at times. You're usually calm, unless provoked or annoyed. You'll do anything to protect your family and friends if need be. You enjoy silence and are a bit mysterious at times. You can be a bit apathetic, but it suits your personality. <br />
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You Are Lightning<br />
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Beautiful yet dangerous<br />
People will stop and watch you when you appear<br />
Even though you're capable of random violence<br />
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You are best known for: your power<br />
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Your dominant state: performing<br />
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What Type of Weather Are You?<br />
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Your Word is "Love"<br />
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You see life as possibility to form deep connections with a few people.<br />
Relationships are the center of your world, and you always take time to bond with those you love.<br />
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You are caring and giving. You enjoy helping those you love.<br />
And when it comes to romantic love, you feel passionately ... even in a very long term relationship.<br />
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What's Your Word?<br />
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Your Depression Level: 84%<br />
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You seem to be severely depressed.<br />
You should seek immediate attention from your physician.<br />
Depression can be cured - you just need to take the first step.<br />
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Are You Depressed?<br />
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╔═╦══╦═╗ Put this on your<br />
║╩╣║║║║║ site if you support<br />
╚═╩╩╩╩═╝ Emos .♥.♥.♥.<br />
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EMOS♥<br />
emo doesn't mean u cut.<br />
emo doesn't mean ur gay.<br />
emo doesn't mean ur sucidical.<br />
emo is real.<br />
emo is people.<br />
emo is everthing.<br />
emo is a label.<br />
emo is being free.<br />
free to be you.<br />
free to express.<br />
free to tell everyone to f**k off.<br />
emo is just a word<br />
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Emos-<br />
*are not crybabies<br />
*do not always wear black<br />
*can be VERY nice people<br />
*do not always cut themselves<br />
*are not always depressed<br />
*can be happy too<br />
*are normal people just like you!<br />
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ellu,call me crash or w/e the hell you call me surprised crash is my nickname is all x]<br />
anyways im a certain age i live in the U.S. >.> i know >< but deal with it<br />
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Likes/Loves:<br />
1.My wifey C: [Sam] <33333<br />
2.Muh friends ;o<br />
3.Blood <3<br />
4.My laptop! <3<br />
5.Zane-la!!!!! <333<br />
6.Music! <3<br />
7.Binki's o3o <br />
8.GAIA! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333<br />
9. Shinys<br />
10.Caffine <3333333333333333333<br />
11. Other shit.<br />
12.Binki's o-o<br />
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Doesn't Like:<br />
1.SPIDERS! D8!<br />
2.Tiny ass yippy dogs ;o;<br />
3.Pink D:<br />
4.My 1st hacker<br />
5.My 2nd hacker<br />
6.The person who banned my other account D8<<br />
7.When people ignore me >:[<br />
8. Public washrooms >w<<br />
9. OH AND! All my other hackers c:<br />
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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity,<br />
here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.<br />
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On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.<br />
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)<br />
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On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.<br />
(the shoplifter special?)<br />
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On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."<br />
(and that would be???....)<br />
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On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."<br />
(but, it's just a suggestion.)<br />
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On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."<br />
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)<br />
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On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."<br />
(...and you thought????...)<br />
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On packaging for a<br />
Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."<br />
(but wouldn't this save me time?)<br />
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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine --<br />
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."<br />
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get<br />
those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)<br />
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On Nytol<br />
Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."<br />
(...I'm taking this because???....)<br />
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On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."<br />
(as opposed to what?)<br />
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On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other<br />
use."<br />
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)<br />
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On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."<br />
(talk about a news flash)<br />
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On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."<br />
(Step 3: say what?)<br />
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On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."<br />
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this<br />
one.)<br />
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On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."<br />
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)<br />
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9 things I can't Stand!!<br />
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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?<br />
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2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.<br />
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3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". what the hell! am i supposed to eat someone elses cake instead?<br />
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4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?<br />
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5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn celing what did you come here for?<br />
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6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?<br />
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7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.<br />
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8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What the hell is longer then life?<br />
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9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came i wouldn't be standing here, now would i?<br />
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"]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />
1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.<br />
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.<br />
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.<br />
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,<br />
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.<br />
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5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.<br />
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.<br />
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.<br />
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,<br />
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"<br />
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9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.<br />
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.<br />
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.<br />
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12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.<br />
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13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,<br />
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"<br />
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14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..<br />
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"<br />
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!<br />
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16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!<br />
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Girl: Slow down im scared<br />
Guy: No this is fun<br />
Girl: No its not please its to scary<br />
Guy: then tell me you love me<br />
Girl: I love you slow down<br />
Guy: Now give me a big hug<br />
She gave him a big hug<br />
Guy: Can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself its bothering me.<br />
In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broke he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him he loved her one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die.<br />
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