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People who say anythings possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.<br />
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Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!<br />
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Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.<br />
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Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again<br />
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A piece of cheese could come up with a plan more cunning than that.<br />
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Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.<br />
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I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?<br />
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I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.<br />
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I don't obsess! I think intensely.<br />
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Muffins are just ugly cupcakes...but we love them anyways.<br />
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It is wise to walk a mile in a man's shoes before judging him... That way you're a mile away and you have his shoes.<br />
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A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.<br />
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At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.<br />
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War is God's way of teaching Americans about geography.<br />
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Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.<br />
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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?<br />
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The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.<br />
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My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.<br />
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The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.<br />
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I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.<br />
I'm not ALWAYS late. Sometimes i just don't show up.<br />
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You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.<br />
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Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more<br />
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.<br />
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Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.<br />
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I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.<br />
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Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls.<br />
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.<br />
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I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!<br />
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Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.<br />
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Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?<br />
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Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one?<br />
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?<br />
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a short story I
wrote the other
day. enjoy :) - My Vampire Ke...
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- Red Fox
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Something I
wrote for a
girl... - My Heart Is Y...
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My first poem,
the one that
started it all. - The Mirror
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*sigh*
it's about
a person I
loved, and
still love
<3 - A Broken Soul
- Poetry And Lyrics
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A story I just
decited to
write about
werewolfs.
Enjoy! ^^ Also
is you think of
anouther,
better ti - What the stre...
- Fiction
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A poem of
things that i
do and do not
want to be, or
be called. - What I want t...
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this is a
summery of the
book i'm
trying to
write. - vampire secret
- Fiction
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this is a poem
explaining all
the
difficulties i
( and i'm
sure many
others) have
begun to face.
i d - My problem
- Poetry And Lyrics
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A simple poem,
I made up on
the spot.
Please give
your opinion of
it, and I
welcome your
criticism. - Shadow Singer
- Poetry And Lyrics
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this is one of
my poems about
a girl who
wanna jump of a
building to end
her pain.. so
thoughts star - My Sweet Pain
- Poetry And Lyrics
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- Fox Love
- Painting And Drawing
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- The moon
- Photography
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Sorry if there
are typos.
Please
don't be a
jerk.
Thanks! :D - Loveless
- Fiction
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Felt like....
writing? - Don't cr...
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*sigh* Being
1000 miles away
from the one u
love...it
hurts... - For her
- Poetry And Lyrics
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I dont like
tasha, i love
her - i dont like you
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