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  • Artist Info: All I Ever Learned, I Learned from Anime<br />
    created by: Laura Luchau<br />
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    1. War sucks.<br />
    2.You CAN have too many women.<br />
    3. Smart people wear glasses.<br />
    4. Music foreshadows plot.<br />
    5. The less you care about sex, the more opportunities you'll get.<br />
    6. (Inversely, the harder you try, the less you'll get.)<br />
    7. When you die, make a long speech, and don't finish the last sentence.<br />
    8. Snow means love.<br />
    9. The best teams come in fives.<br />
    10. In space, you can hear everything.<br />
    11. There's always room for flashbacks!<br />
    12. When in China, listen to your tour guide.<br />
    13. The good guy always has the BLUE glow.<br />
    14. Speak quietly, pilot a big mech.<br />
    15. Believe in goddesses.<br />
    16. Teachers have excellent aim with small objects.<br />
    17. Vengeance with a mallet is the sweetest revenge of all.<br />
    18. Honor is sexy; villainy is irresistible.<br />
    19. Women are attracted to losers; men are attracted to ANYTHING.<br />
    20. The coolest weapon is still the sword.<br />
    21. The hero is never really mad until they hurt his girlfriend.<br />
    22. Female androids are sexy; male androids are....male androids.<br />
    23. The green-haired alien girl will always betray her people for the man she loves.<br />
    24. School uniforms are cool only when the collar is open.<br />
    25.A show without sexual tension isn't worth watching.<br />
    26. Love knows no race, species, or logic.<br />
    27. If it's homemade but tastes bad, grin and bury it (discreetly).<br />
    28. Never trust a huge corporation.<br />
    29. Romance never comes simpler than in a triangle.<br />
    30. Never fall for the girl who names her mech with a French name.<br />
    31. Never fall in love with a psychic.<br />
    32. You can never have too much hair.<br />
    33. Sweating is a sure sign of stress.<br />
    34. Daydreaming leads to accidents.<br />
    35. Everyone wants to conquer Japan.<br />
    36. The cute, fuzzy creature isn't what it seems.<br />
    37. Cherry blossoms mean nostalgia.<br />
    38. Always take gravity into account.<br />
    39. Settings and faces are self-generating.<br />
    40. Losing your temper can be therapeutic.<br />
    41. There's nothing sexier than high heels on a mech.<br />
    42. You can never have too many subplots.<br />
    43. If she sings, she's doomed.<br />
    44. You always remember the sad endings.<br />
    45. Double suicide is romantic.<br />
    46. Outrageous vehicles only make the hero cooler.<br />
    47. Nothing delays romance like unruly neighbors.<br />
    48. Fancy ice cream is for girls only.<br />
    49. The most virtuous character will die.<br />
    50. Hot water has innumerable benefits.<br />
    51. No matter how much blood is lost, no one can die by a nosebleed.<br />
    52. (The same theory above applies to vomiting.)<br />
    53. The girl with the curly hair is always the seductress.<br />
    54. If a sister falls in love with her brother, somewhere down the line you will discover that they're not blood related.<br />
    55. The guy in the baseball cap is always more powerful than he seems.<br />
    56. All demons/monsters have enormous genitalia.<br />
    57. All young children can pilot mecha, you ju
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