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    You remind me of the babe... What babe? The babe with a power. What power? The power of voodoo! Who do? You do! What? Remind me of the babe.<br />
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    -Labyrinth<br />
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    THE SONG OF RIPPED-OFF RANDOM LYRICS:<br />
    Christine the strawberry girl, Christine banana-split lady<br />
    Is gonna start some drama<br />
    No no no no drama so don't pull on my hand boy, you're not my man boy I'm just tryin' to<br />
    Get all turned on by the taste of the ocean<br />
    The beautiful people<br />
    Wore a raspberry beret<br />
    When the ship starts goin' down<br />
    Hey baby hey baby hey<br />
    There is no you there is only<br />
    Ralphie Ralphie get off get off<br />
    The unsuspecting victim of darkness in<br />
    The hands that feeds<br />
    The mobscene I know it isn't you're scene, it's better than a sex scene, and it's a<br />
    Rock steady vibe<br />
    In my head, it's only in my<br />
    Little Red Corvette!    <br />
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    If you can tell me the songs and artists from which these 15 snippets came from, I have a delicious prize for you!!<br />
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    † Here are some funny quotes from my life [or mostly Kayleigh]:<br />
    "If you had a bad day..."- Kayleigh<br />
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    "I freakin' rock!" -Kayleigh™<br />
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    "Yeah, it's Friday! LET'S F***IN' RAGE!" -Kayleigh™<br />
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    "Has anyone ever told you, you have a strong resemblance to <br />
    Tom Cruise?" -Kayleigh<br />
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    "So you're Kaielygh?" -Dyslexic Jeriod<br />
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    "If I made people commit suicide because I broke up with them... That wouldn't happen because I'm not a horrible person." -Kayleigh<br />
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    "The blond hair emphasizes the gay." -Kayleigh<br />
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    "Why do you have a snail on your neck?" -Mr. Smiley<br />
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    Kayleigh: "They got Goth-Funky."<br />
    Me: "Gunky?!"<br />
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    Kayleigh: "Jerk-off."<br />
    Me: "Did you just call me a turtle?!"<br />
    Kayleigh: "No, I called you a jerk-off!"<br />
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    Kay: "I like old Beck."<br />
    Me: "I though you were gonna say something else, but I won't say it 'cause it's bad."<br />
    Kay: "I know you what you were thinking because I was thinking the same thing."<br />
    Me: "What were you thinking?"<br />
    Kay: "The same thing you were thinking."<br />
    Me: "I was thinking of old men, so..."<br />
    Kay: That's what I was thinking of!"<br />
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    "You know how stereotypically, 16-year-old guys look up porn on the internet? Well... my brother is not stereotypical. He... Well, he looks up fat people. He goes to Google and types in, "fata$$es." -Kayleigh<br />
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    "...I watched a documentary on crabs." -Daniel™<br />
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    [On Pepsi] "If you drink that, you'll get pregnant." -Martin<br />
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    "But, If a puppy were to come in a box, I'd put on some stilettos and we'd go out on the town... But we'd be two feet away. Yeah, then I'd snuggle him to my bosom." -Me. [poking fun at Crush videos, videos made in Asia where women put on stilettos and step on puppies and kittens, killing and crushing them.] User Image<br />
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    Me: "Your just jealous of my mad Spanish skillz!"<br />
    Kay: "Fool, this is not about jelly!"<br />
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    [over the phone]Me: "Mom? Were you sleeping?"<br />
    Mom: "No, I was smoking crack."™<br />
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    Me: "Davey [Havok] is delicious. He is like a bass, a salmon. Now, Jade [Puget] is like a-"<br />
    Kay: "NO! you can't say that because they're vegan!"<br />
    Me: "Okay... Davey is like artificial crab meat. Jade is a saltine cracker. Not great, but good. But both are good together."<br />
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    Me: That pizza looks deli-<br />
    Veronica: TO-BAS-CO SAUCE!<br />
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    Taylor: -hits Ryan-<br />
    Ryan: Stop!<br />
    Taylor: -hits him again-<br />
    Ryan: Sexual harrisment![i spelled it like that 'cause that's how Ryan says it]<br />
    Me: Gawd, Taylor, you keep touchin' Ryan...<br />
    Taylor: Only in the bad way.<br />
    Ryan: -makes scared-turtle look- SO THAT'S WHO CAME THROUGH MY WINDOW LAST NIGHT!<br />
    Me & Ryan: -move away quickly-<br />
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    Me: Lurve-In-A-Can is brought to you by Secksee Camels, a family company. TM<br />
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    John: Ooh, those camels are "teh secks"! Come to me, camels...I wanna feel your humps... rofl <br />
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    Text Message Break-Up [liamkylesullivan - Youtube]<br />
    You couldn't do it in person<br />
    You had to text message break-up<br />
    You F-up<br />
    Oh my god, I wanna throw up<br />
    You couldn't even spell break right<br />
    B-r-a-k-e that's in your car, dummy<br />
    And I'm not gonna take this disgrace<br />
    I'll be like mace in your face on myspace<br />
    Just you wait until you read the sht on you I'm gonna blog about<br />
    You like text so much, how much you like it now?<br />
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    YOU CAN'T TEXT MESSAGE BREAK-UP! x3<br />
    After two years?<br />
    YOU CAN'T TEXT MESSAGE BREAK-UP x3<br />
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    Get a clue<br />
    I'll Alanis Morisette on you<br />
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    I'm gonna blog and text and post and host<br />
    And podcast you bstrd @ss from cost to cost<br />
    My ex-bf is a cyberspace coward<br />
    He plays with his @sshole in the shower<br />
    I'm gonna tell all my girlfriend how bad the sex was<br />
    I'm pissed like President Bush would be at a gay parade in Texas<br />
    I'm gonna spit until you sht<br />
    If you don't like it<br />
    You can lick my f-ing clit<br />
    For once!<br />
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    † I like unnaturally-coloured hair.<br />
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