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  • Artist Info: Hi ppls, I'm Mo.<br />
    NOBODY CALLS ME MO UNTIL I GIVE YOU PERMISSION!<br />
    Donators are loved and if you give me a donation of any type I will put your name in my profile in BIG Sparkle letters!<br />
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    Nitemare Headband<br />
    Skull Hellmet<br />
    Black Goth Boots-M<br />
    Devil Tail<br />
    Demonbow (Back)<br />
    Demonic Pitchfork<br />
    Black Goth Pants-M<br />
    Bone Dragon Chestplate<br />
    Bone Dragon Belt<br />
    Morgana's Gloves<br />
    Skull Biker Black Leather Jacket<br />
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    U r my fwends, u help fwends. So make it happen people.<br />
    I need donations!!! exclaim <br />
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    THE STUPID SIGN <br />
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    Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid." That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops...never mind, didn't see your sign." <br />
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    It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My neighbor comes over and says, "Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign." <br />
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    A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big ol' stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope. Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign." <br />
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    I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it. "Alright, Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it." <br />
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    Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. I said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign." <br />
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    We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then says, "Darn that's hot!" See, if he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him. <br />
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    I learned to drive an 18-wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't you know, I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it out, no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic questioning...okay...no problem. I thought for sure he was clear of needing a sign...until he asked, "So, is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to him and said, "No, I'm delivering a bridge... here's your sign." <br />
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    I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and said, "Are you still here?" I replied, "No. I left about 10 minutes ago. Here's your sign." <br />
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    Anybody you know need a sign today? <br />
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    The next time someone says something stupid ask them where their sign is. <br />
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    9 Things I Hate About Everyone<br />
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    1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?<br />
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    2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.<br />
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    3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?<br />
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    4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!<br />
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    5. When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.<br />
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    6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, Sunshine?<br />
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    7. When something is "new and improved!"...Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.<br />
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    8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever experiences!! What can you do that's longer?<br />
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    9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Dumb-ass?<br />
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