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-One fine day, in the middle of the night.<br />
Two dead boys got up to fight.<br />
Back to back, they faced each other,<br />
Drew their swords and shot one another.<br />
A deaf policeman heard the noise, <br />
Came and shot the two dead boys.<br />
If you don't believe that this lie is true,<br />
ask the blind man, he saw it too.<br />
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-I'm Irish, wanna get lucky?<br />
-When life gives you lemons, make grapejuice. Then sit back and watch everyone wonder how you did it. <br />
-People say i'm strange, does that make me a stranger?<br />
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This is another fuller version of the poem. It doesn't seem as fun or relevant though.<br />
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One fine day in the middle of the night,<br />
Two dead boys got up to fight.<br />
Back to back they faced each other,<br />
Drew their swords and shot each other.<br />
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One was blind and the other couldn't see,<br />
So they chose a dummy for a referee.<br />
A blind man went to see fair play,<br />
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"<br />
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A paralysed donkey passing by,<br />
Kicked the blind man in the eye.<br />
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,<br />
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.<br />
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A deaf policeman heard the noise,<br />
And came to arrest the two dead boys.<br />
If you don't believe this story's true,<br />
Ask the blind man he saw it too!"<br />
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