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  • Artist Info: Hello, You may call me Wallace Kirkland. That is not my real name, but I don't like my real name. So you can call me Wallace. See below for some facts about me. Wallace, the personification of Cornwall. <br />
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    I won't brush my damn hair.<br />
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    I'm Cornwall. <br />
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    I'm a city in UK.<br />
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    You've probably never heard of me.<br />
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    I'm really underground.<br />
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    I dyed my hair black because blond is mainstream here in the UK.<br />
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    England tells me to brush my hair. I won't though. <br />
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    My only friend is Lille, or Gromit. <br />
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    No one cares about me.<br />
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    I'm still not gonna brush my hair.<br />
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    I smell Chocolate Dreamsicle.<br />
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    Swag. <br />
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    My real name is Kingsley Kirkland, but you still have to call me Wallace. <br />
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