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  • Artist Info: Here are a few Redneck Jokes... to wet your whistle.<br />
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    You might be a redneck if.... <br />
    <br />
    You think the last words to<br />
    The Star Spangled Banner are<br />
    "Gentlemen, start your engines." <br />
    <br />
    Your house still has the<br />
    "WIDE LOAD" <br />
    sign on the back. <br />
    <br />
    You got stopped by a state trooper.<br />
    He asked you if you had an I.D.<br />
    And you said, 'Bout What?' <br />
    <br />
    Non<br />
    Athletic<br />
    Sport<br />
    Created<br />
    Around<br />
    Rednecks <br />
    <br />
    You think Possum is<br />
    "The Other White Meat" <br />
    <br />
    You think safe sex is a padded headboard. <br />
    <br />
    You may be a Redneck if ...<br />
    You and your dog use the same tree. <br />
    <br />
    Your father executes the "pull my finger"<br />
    trick during Christmas dinner. <br />
    <br />
    The people on Jerry Springer's show<br />
    remind you of your neighbors<br />
    <br />
    Your whole family is Democrats<br />
    'cept little Mary.<br />
    She lernt how to read. <br />
    <br />
    You can get dog hair from out of your belly button. <br />
    <br />
    One of your kids was born on a pool table. <br />
    <br />
    Someone asks to see your ID and you<br />
    show them your belt buckle! <br />
    <br />
    You have flowers planted in a<br />
    bathroom fixture in your front yard. <br />
    <br />
    Your pickup has a two-tone paint job<br />
    -- primer red and primer gray. <br />
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    You've been on TV more than 5 times<br />
    describing the sound of a tornado. <br />
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