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Here are a few Redneck Jokes... to wet your whistle.<br />
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<br />
You might be a redneck if.... <br />
<br />
You think the last words to<br />
The Star Spangled Banner are<br />
"Gentlemen, start your engines." <br />
<br />
Your house still has the<br />
"WIDE LOAD" <br />
sign on the back. <br />
<br />
You got stopped by a state trooper.<br />
He asked you if you had an I.D.<br />
And you said, 'Bout What?' <br />
<br />
Non<br />
Athletic<br />
Sport<br />
Created<br />
Around<br />
Rednecks <br />
<br />
You think Possum is<br />
"The Other White Meat" <br />
<br />
You think safe sex is a padded headboard. <br />
<br />
You may be a Redneck if ...<br />
You and your dog use the same tree. <br />
<br />
Your father executes the "pull my finger"<br />
trick during Christmas dinner. <br />
<br />
The people on Jerry Springer's show<br />
remind you of your neighbors<br />
<br />
Your whole family is Democrats<br />
'cept little Mary.<br />
She lernt how to read. <br />
<br />
You can get dog hair from out of your belly button. <br />
<br />
One of your kids was born on a pool table. <br />
<br />
Someone asks to see your ID and you<br />
show them your belt buckle! <br />
<br />
You have flowers planted in a<br />
bathroom fixture in your front yard. <br />
<br />
Your pickup has a two-tone paint job<br />
-- primer red and primer gray. <br />
<br />
You've been on TV more than 5 times<br />
describing the sound of a tornado. <br />
<br />
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