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AIM:WTFbensoloWTF 
MSN:on_the_corner_of_main_street@live.com 
 
The Name's Ben. 
Yes, as the name indicates, 
I'm a guy. 
 
I'm seventeen years old, 
but I look and sound younger. 
Sucks to be me ? 
Not really, I love myself. 
More than I like you anyway. 
 
If you don't like what I say, 
get lost, that simple. 
Don't complain about it. 
 
I am what I am. 
An egotistical jerk and a dork. 
I'm into myself, but chances are, 
If you're my friend I put you first. 
I'm just like that or some shit. 
It bites me in the ass. 
 
I don't like being used. 
If you feel like this is directed at you. 
It probably is. 
 
I think most of you are stupid. 
Why ? Just because. 
Someone once told me, 
that since I wasn't bisexual, 
I was sexist. 
Exactly. 
 
I don't go to high school, 
I should be a junior, but I dropped out. 
The school system disgusts me, so I left. 
Big deal. I'm not stupid. At all. 
 
If you bitch and complain, 
I will hate you. 
A lot. 
 
Gay pride infuriates me. 
If being gay is so normal, 
why flaunt it around ? 
why be proud of something "normal" ? 
Oh, and thanks for ruining rainbows. 
 
Hilariously enough, 
I'm sick of defining my sexuality, 
It changes daily, and all I know is, 
I find vagina repulsive. 
 
I love video games. 
I spend most of my days playing them. 
I like the Wii, Ps2 and DS the most. 
I'm a kid at heart, so mario wins. 
I love pokemon too. 
 
I can be immature, and mature. 
Depends on what mood I'm in. 
So, when you talk to me, you roll the dice. ;D 
 
I still play Yu-Gi-Oh, it's fun. 
If that makes me a "nerd" or something, so be it. 
You're just jealous of my cards. 
I play bakugan too. 
 
Vegetarians piss me off. 
No, it's not healthy. 
No, it does not help animals. 
The animals die anyway. 
PETA sucks too. 
 
I love meat (see above) 
and I also love candy. 
Sour candies are the best. 
 
I can be very clueless, and rather slow. 
That does not mean I'm stupid. 
 
I love Duran Duran and ABBA. 
It's better than Fall out Boy or that crap. 
They didn't lip synch like someone we know. 
Oh yeah, lay off Hannah Montana. 
She's directed at pre-teen girls, 
Not your eighteen year old cock. 
 
I'm a very jealous person. 
When you date me, Have some decency. 
It's simple to keep me happy, the hint is 
"Don't be a whore". 
 
I like manga. Anime ? Not so much. 
But that's barely an interest as of now. 
It's getting old fast. 
 
By the way, 
I probably DON'T ship your yaoi pairing. 
Or your Main Character X OC pairing. 
For yaoi pairings, read yaoi. 
I don't like Yuri, 
at all. 
Ew. 
 
I'm republican. 
Yes, that means I know I'm better than you. 
That is, if you're a democrat or an idiot. 
Same difference, amiright ? 
I shit American flags. 
Best country ever. KTHNX 
No, Japan is NOT better. 
They lost. 
 
When I get upset or angry it cools off fast, 
but let's not piss me off, okay ? 8D 
 
I like my internet friends more than my ones off the net. 
Why ? Oh yeah, my friends in real life never apologize, 
Like for skipping out on my birthday. 
canceling at 11PM the night before. 
Gosh, they're awesome! 
My best friend, only exception. 
 
I love mountain dew and Dr. Pepper. 
Coke is disgusting. 
Get over it. 
 
I like to draw. 
Yes, it's animu styled. 
Have a problem with it ? 
Suck my dick 8D. 
 
Oh yeah, last thing. 
I'm Christian, God is rad. 
I loved him before any man, 
so, he's number one on the list! 
I'm not into that agnostic/atheist fad. 
 
Okay, now you can comment. 8D 
That was long as hell,and totally rude. 
I'm blunt, it's okay. 
Yeah, I come off mean, 
but I can be "loving". 
 
Oh yeah, 
I'm a fucking PRINCESS. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
My Gaia Homies 
 
hasu – MESSiiAH - - > Timu 
Timu is, honestly, the sweetest person I know. She’s there to bitch at and get comfort in return, but she don’t take no shit. She’ll send my ass on you. She’s also probably the only person I’ll defend in the blink of your god damn eye, son. Don’t. Mess. I talk to Timu every day, or at least, every two days. I’ve got business other places, but yeah, I probably talk to her the most. I also think she’s my daughter, and I’ve put her in a wheel chair before, but I can’t be sure, I’m an alcoholic type of father. Regardless, Timu is the nicest person I know, and has super special awesome formatting skills. She formats out her butt and is fantastic at it, nigguh. She rps super well too, at least, in my opinion. Which is all that matters, amiright ? If I wasn’t such a fag, I’d jump on that so fast. I love my Timu-Baby-cakes. Don’t front, she’ll front back. 
 
Chill out Scientology - - > Chilleh 
Yo, Chilleh is god damn crazy. D8 I love her ass oh so much, we created the BEST pairing ever, (GilbertXAdachi) so you can’t really mess when it comes to that. We have the best time showing our love and devotion towards each other with mean spirited jokes, and pounding fists of lulz. It’s how we roll. We’re probably the most gangster people you’ll ever meet, and we always head through Compton blaring high school the musical. Got a problem with it ? She’ll cut your ass up like Bon Qui Qui. Did I mention she’s the Bon Qui Qui to my Ms. Swan? Well, she is, get used to it. She’s damn smart too, and finds my anger and alcoholic ways lulzy. That’s always good in a friend. Fo’ sho it is. Bitches and Whores. She’s one of the best. 
 
Kaiser Elend - - > Ed (na) 
How can you not love someone you met in a thread called "IT'S KIND OF LIKE SEX". You can't. That simple. Ed is the best faggot I know, especially if you're looking for fucking lulz, Or dramatic flying lawn mowers. Our antics borderline 4chan standards and it's amazing. We talk shit about everyone, and everything, but it’s for the lulz. Lulz we find in everything. Even dumb typos. It makes no sense, and it doesn’t have to. Moon tea , floppy dogs, and Ed’s stalkers. It’s ALL FUNNY 8D. “ I LOL’D “ Is probably the most said thing when we IM each other. His hair is pretty. D: 
 
Vulgar Fcker - - > Ushishi 
HNG, USHI, I can’t put into words how much our bitching and ranting can get done, and how many people it can upset. We’re the god damn dream team, and nobody can stop us. I mean, Christ, we met on the same basis of HATE for a certain person, one who we still aim to harass. It’s amazing, and hilarious, at least to us. He’s my back bone when it’s necessary to bitch someone out, and god damn it, I’m the voice of reason when it comes to a lot of things. We even each other out. Ushi is my little faggot , and I wouldn’t have it any other way, but I won’t hesitate to smack him on the nose when he goes a bit too far. No means no, Ushi. |: You know that well. 
 
Veidt Sledgehammer - - > Jett 
The McCoy to my Chekov. 8D! We’ve started to get MOAR BUDDY BUDDY, and hot damn, I love the shit that goes down in our MSN chats. Men with boobs, and sassy faggots. You’ll never know what might show up, and it makes the world go around, and if I remember right, she’s currently carrying my child. YOU GO JETT, YOU CARRY THAT BABY. 
 
HaganeXChan - - > Sam 
Sam is probably the person I’ve known on here the longest. We’ve known each other since we were nothing but middle school kids with big hopes and dreams, boy did that change 8D LOL. We had the worst on and off relationship for damn near three years, and hot damn, I fucked it up each and every time. Luckily enough, she ended it for good long ago , so now we can be buddies. We rarely rp together anymore, but hell if we don’t talk about life issues and all that jazz. We like to keep each other posted on what’s going on. We don’t talk as much as we used to , but hell if I don’t care about Sam’s ass. 
 
Takumi No Winry - - > Winry 
Another sweet pea I know, but hot damn, she’s got a firey streak. Winry is probably the first person I go to when I want someone’s opinion on something, or advice on negative type problems. She always does her best to sugar coat her honest answer and give me the best path of guidance, and god darn it if she isn’t just as sweet as can be about it. D8 She’s there when I need her, and boy does her art rock. 
 
Marlboro 27's - - > ILY 
Ah, there's not much I can say about these faggots. So what if they can't really have a gaia ? I love them and hate them all in the same breath. They're my babies, but sometimes I think, "LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO ME ?!" , then I suck the shit out of those fuckers, and I apologize to no end. B'aw, I love these whores. They're smooth and just enough to get me through the god damn day. So expensive, but aren't they pretty ? 
 
Sevotharte XVIII - - > Brian 
This guy is my best friend in the ENTIRE WORLD. Save the best for last, am I right ? We’ve been through so damn much together it would take days to list. I defend him, he defends me. We comfort each other, and we work out life’s problems together. This guy means the world to me, and honestly, without him, I’d be nothing. 
 
We have the same cynical sense of humor, and the same interests and that’s what really has made us so close. I mean, we’ve been there for each other for everything, when his mother passed away, I was out the door within an hour on the way to the hospital. When my boyfriend fessed up to cheating on me for months on end, he picked up the phone at three in the morning and listened to me rant like a whiny bitch. 
 
We've been together through all the good shit too. Making fun of that teacher who “was just pissed because her skin didn’t fit anymore”, or pretending to be on a roller coaster mid class, as well as that one time we laid in the snow for hours talking about all the people we hated in the world. 
 
It’s gone from, meeting in a high school class room, to taking the town by storm, to gradating , to smoking on his balcony and working on getting an apartment together. 
 
Shit, we make each other laugh for hours on end, we make each other mad and make up in the same hour, and we’re just the best of friends. He’s helped me through getting accepted for what I am, and hot damn, he’s been there for everything that’s happened throughout the most recent years of my life, and I’ve been there for him. 
 
Me moving a year ago has only strengthened our friendship. This guy will be my best friend forever, son. Ultra Conservative and Moderately Republican Boy are the best super heroes ever and Brian and Ben will be the best of friends for fucking ever.
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