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Ummm... Here's my self portrait.<br />
: )<br />
It's not all that good, but...<br />
: D<br />
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These images aren't of me, but they do say a lot!!<br />
<3<br />
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And this is some stuff about me.<br />
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You wanna rumble in my jungle?<br />
I'll take you on<br />
Stampede your rumpa<br />
And send you home<br />
you wanna rumble in space?<br />
I'll turn my lazer on stun<br />
And on the North Pole<br />
I'll ice you son. : D<br />
You want a thrilla in my nilla?<br />
You'll be killer bee stung --<br />
You wanna taste the vanilla?<br />
Better watch your tongue! <br />
Casue I'll hammer your toe<br />
Like a pediatritian<br />
I'll saw you in half o.o<br />
Like I'm a magician<br />
Tear you down<br />
Like I'm in Demolition<br />
Count you out<br />
Like a mathematition =<br />
I'm so verrry hot that when I rob your mansion<br />
You don't call the cops you call the fire station <br />
Cause my flavor's so sweet you'll be zoom zoom zoom<br />
Don't even get me started on my badda boom booms<br />
One left<br />
One right<br />
That's how I organize 'em ^^<br />
You know I fill my cups<br />
No need to super size 'em<br />
Right now you're prolly thinkin'<br />
"How'd she get in them jeans??"<br />
Well I'm gifted<br />
All natural<br />
And burstin' the seams.<br />
Uh huh!<br />
Konichiwa bitches.<br />
Uh huh uh huh!<br />
Konichiwa bitches.<br />
Don't I look tasty<br />
Like a French bon bon? :9<br />
Even more sweeter<br />
Than a cherry bomb.<br />
Comin' with the postman<br />
Like I"m a mail bomb ><<br />
Comin' in your mouth<br />
Make you say yum yum ;D<br />
Ring the gong gong<br />
Bring the sumos on domokun <br />
I'mma kick arse<br />
All the way to Hong Kong<br />
Make their balls bounce <br />
Like a game of ping-pong ; )<br />
Konichiwa Bitches<br />
From Biejing to Sai Gong<br />
Got nothing on me<br />
Cause you know<br />
You's a bum<br />
Dom diddi dom<br />
Diddi diddi dom dom<br />
Check the scenario<br />
I'mma bust your eardrum >D<br />
And leave your ears ringing<br />
With the rrringading dong<br />
Workin' on da mike since the day I was what?<br />
BORN =)<br />
Check out my style it's the rock o' what?<br />
MO o__O?<br />
Shine is on me like a dog on a what?<br />
BONE =3<br />
Fight the power put myself on the throne.<br />
You know?<br />
This shit is getting heavy like it weighs a ton<br />
I will run you down like a marathon<br />
Take you up good put you in the trunk<br />
See you next tuesday<br />
YOU IS A PUNK 8P<br />
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Alright, that was a song.<br />
FINE lyrics to a song.<br />
Called Konichiwa Bitches<br />
by Robyn.<br />
It's amazing<br />
and so incredibly me.<br />
<3<br />
<br />She Skips!<br />
She's Evil!<br />
She's a Zebra!<br />
Who is she, you ask? <br />
Why, It's none other than...<br />
Skipping Evil Zebra! <br />
(The Zebra for short.) <br />
8D <br />
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Now, let's all skip like Evil Zebras!<br />
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Naw that THAT is over with, hello.<br />
I are Jessi.<br />
I like cheese, muffins, ramen, Naruto, CCS, Sailor Moon, and a bunch of other Manga/anime. <br />
FANTA IS VITAL TO EXISTENCE<br />
Especialy Pinapple.<br />
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I enjoy chatting with my friends on the computer, especially Ironic Rainbow.<br />
Yah. <br />
I like drawing but I'm nawt very gewd and stuff. <br />
My favorite subjects are art, English, and gym.<br />
I play soccer for a league called Select and I'm okay at that.<br />
I luffles meh friends because they rawc your uber ugliful sawx. Just playing, I luff your socks, if you're wearing any.<br />
I like black, blue, green, purple, orange, and navy.<br />
Yes, I consider navy to be a different color than blue.<br />
Gawtz a problem?<br />
I didn't think so.<br />
I like singing and acting, and I hope to go into a career that involves those someday.<br />
My backup plan is to be an editor at some major publishing company.<br />
That would be UBER fun and stuff.<br />
I love correcting peoples mistakes.<br />
Don't even ask why, because I don't know.<br />
I like helping people.<br />
It's fun.<br />
I am not emo<br />
I am not a prep<br />
I iz just aweshum and stuff.<br />
And stuff and stuff.<br />
Some people call me a nerd because I take advanced math and english, but they iz just stupid, so don't listen to the evil kid who lives across the street from me.<br />
He can go die or something.<br />
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By the way, labels upset me.<br />
And you don't want to see me upset.<br />
Solution?<br />
DONT LABEL<br />
KK?<br />
Tankzoo very much.<br />
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ANYway, I do not play an instrument.<br />
I know the basics of piano and guitar, but I'm not very good.<br />
Small hands.<br />
XD<br />
Ohz!<br />
Maybei I could learn bass!<br />
That would be a little wierd, becuz meh cousin is learning bass.<br />
Hmmm.<br />
What can I say...<br />
NOTHING that's what.<br />
FRAWR I"m bored.<br />
NO offense Bryanna<br />
If you don't get that then... mah!<br />
OKAY<br />
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randomness over<br />
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just kidding<br />
I AM me.<br />
that's not possible.<br />
I love drawing.<br />
Check this out:<br />
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Isn't it pretty?<br />
I drewed it.<br />
AND THIS:<br />
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Yeah... If I think of anything else to tell you, I'll edit this more!<br />
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Luffles joo all, unless my evil neighbor is reading this, then GO DIE.<br />
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~chu~ to everyone but those evil neighbors of mine {they're not cool enough to be mine} 8P<br />
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- RisikaKira - 12/27/2008
- i don't no or care what u been eatin but......shudder..... okay cool set up
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