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Hi! I'm Krxys! Welcome to my Happy Place! (Not really, but still~!)<br />
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Also, some stereotypes.<br />
If you feel like being a copygoat, go right ahead! Just bold the ones that you are. <br />
Note: I was seriously bored when I was doing this. That's why it (the list o' stereotypes) is here. xDD<br />
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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (Well...I do have body image issues, but I'm not anorexic...Fast metabolism also helps.)<br />
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (Um...)<br />
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.<br />
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. (Only on occasion. I'm typically, rather smart. Just...eccentric.)<br />
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.<br />
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.<br />
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.<br />
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.<br />
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.<br />
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.<br />
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (I'm afraid to speak it sometimes though. T___T)<br />
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (It's what makes you happy that really counts.)<br />
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I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.<br />
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.<br />
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.<br />
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.<br />
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.<br />
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.<br />
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.<br />
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.<br />
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. (Does 'I used to' count?)<br />
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.<br />
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (Only partial Irish...but still!)<br />
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.<br />
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I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.(Love my heritage. <3)<br />
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.<br />
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore<br />
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. (I just love skirts. So much leg freedom! Though I love skinnies too.)<br />
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.<br />
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.<br />
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (Typical stereotype. :/)<br />
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (...No? I just want to be loved...)<br />
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.<br />
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. (No. D< wink <br />
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.<br />
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.<br />
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I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.<br />
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".<br />
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!<br />
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (That's what people say...at least...)<br />
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.<br />
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (Not suuuuper crazy like it used to be. The tips are still black though.)<br />
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (Does dressing in all black when everyone else dresses like a prep count?)<br />
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.<br />
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.<br />
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (Not true. :/)<br />
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.<br />
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.<br />
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I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.<br />
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (I just want to dress the way that makes me feel the best. Makes me feel like myself.)<br />
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.<br />
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.<br />
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (I love how amazing my gay friends are.)<br />
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.<br />
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.<br />
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.<br />
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.<br />
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.<br />
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.<br />
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.<br />
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I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.<br />
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.<br />
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly, or crazy. (Nerd-rager, maybe.)<br />
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.<br />
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (I only eat lunch when I'm actualy hungry for it...)<br />
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.<br />
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.<br />
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.<br />
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.<br />
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.<br />
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.<br />
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.<br />
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I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.<br />
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.<br />
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect<br />
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. (Naw. I just have black friends who are into the same things I am.)<br />
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. (I can slant count this. Definitely love some of the dress though.)<br />
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.<br />
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (I'm just...me. Nothing more nothing less.)<br />
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.<br />
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.<br />
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.<br />
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (I don't claim to know everything, but I definitely know more than nothing.)<br />
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.<br />
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I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.<br />
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.<br />
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon<br />
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.<br />
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.<br />
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.<br />
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.<br />
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (It just burns me. I rarely tan.)<br />
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.<br />
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.<br />
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.<br />
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Fight for what makes you happy. And I actually don't fit in with everyone.)<br />
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I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (I just have friends like that.)<br />
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (Um...I don't really call it talent...it's just a little better than stick figures...)<br />
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (I just feel alone when I'm typically in a big group. Left out.)<br />
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (This one varies depending on the situation.)<br />
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (I just don't want to be hurt anymore. This is a very rarely occurring sort of thing.)<br />
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (Nah. My hair just hates me.)<br />
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (I'm a very protective person.)<br />
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.<br />
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a LOSER. (Do online ones count?) <br />
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.<br />
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.<br />
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist. (Again with this slant counting of things.)<br />
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I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (Guys clothes can be much more comfortable than girls clothes. Especially the pajama pants and certain tops.)<br />
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (Er...it's anime...ish?)<br />
I am a FANBOY, so i must be gay, a pervert, or a stalker.<br />
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Nah. =) ) <br />
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.<br />
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. (Nah. Just born lucky.)<br />
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (I'll kind of agree to this statement.)<br />
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (Obese? My mind thinks so. Loud-mouthed? Um...vocally-speaking, yes. Arrogant? Depends.)<br />
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. (Again, I love my heritage.)<br />
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (I just love to write. Not always good things, but still. Love to write.)<br />
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (Heritage, again.)<br />
I’m QUIET if I don’t know you so I MUST be emo or anti-social. (Eh...it's an off-and-on sort of thing?)<br />
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I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.<br />
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (WHERE'S THE BACON?)<br />
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.<br />
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.<br />
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (Yup. :/)<br />
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.<br />
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (I enjoy blood and gore. Not extreeeeme blood and gore, as in I will not touch the Saw series, but I can be up there in terms of blood and gore.)<br />
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!<br />
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (Little know fact: I EFFING LOVE TEA.)<br />
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (My mind would like to think so.)<br />
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.<br />
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (Most people just don't want to connect with me. That's all there is to it.)<br />
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I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie. (I just don't want to see the planet become a waste of space because of what we do to it. :/)<br />
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (Nooooo. Also, Sasuke can go die.)<br />
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (Internet is kind of my second life, to be honest.)<br />
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.<br />
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.<br />
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.<br />
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.<br />
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see...<br />
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.<br />
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. (All you people who confuse the two make me want to destroy cheesecake's existence. And I LOVE cheesecake.)<br />
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (Nah. I just think that older cartoons are awesome. The ones before Cartoon Network went for live-action.)<br />
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (I'm just tired of hearing all this political nonsense. Gives me bad headaches.)<br />
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I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.<br />
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (Again with the happiness thing. <3)<br />
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (Truth.)<br />
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.<br />
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (I just like things that are different. Things that aren't always real.)<br />
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.<br />
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (I can't help it that I need to correct them.)<br />
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. (Again with this slanting of the counting.)<br />
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.<br />
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.<br />
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the time.<br />
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.<br />
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I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (I'm perfectly happy with the religion I've found, thank you.)<br />
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.<br />
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. <br />
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. (This can...um...not gonna finish.)<br />
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.<br />
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling <br />
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I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake<br />
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.<br />
I CURSE A LOT so I MUST be a bad kid and have problems. (I don't think so. I only curse when my tongue feels the need to. I can easily not swear. I just...it's a habit.)<br />
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. (Yeah. Some of my friends have put me in this predicament. :/)<br />
I like to READ so I must be a LONER. (Books are sometimes a great escape for me.)<br />
I'm OVERWEIGHT so I must have no LIFE, and be an easy TARGET to be bullied.<br />
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I'm an ARTIST so I must be some crazy freak that draws all the time, and has no life. (...Slant truth.)<br />
I'm a TOMBOY SO I must be LESBIAN. (That's not fair. :/)<br />
I'm a TOMBOY so I MUST be athletic. (Of course...even though I do kick butt at certain sports.)<br />
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a geek. (My eyes just HATE me.)<br />
I'm BRITISH so I MUST think a cup of tea will solve everything. (...Should I really repeat myself? IT'S MY HERITAGE.)<br />
I am a BRUNETTE, so I MUST think all blondes are STUPID.<br />
I have RED HAIR, so I MUST have GREEN eyes and FRECKLES.<br />
I have BLACK HAIR, so I MUST not be WHITE.<br />
I am BLACK, so I MUST want you to try and avoid saying that WORD in my presence.<br />
I believe in COMPLIMENTING people, so I MUST be a KISS-ASS. (I just think that some people deserve a nice little ray of sunshine in their day.)<br />
I EAT slowly, so I MUST believe that fast eaters are killing their DIGESTIVE SYSTEMS.<br />
I've read TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a crazily obsessed FANGIRL. (I read it to see what the buzz was all about. I HATED it. :/)<br />
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I can eat FIVE SLICES of pizza in one sitting, so I MUST be FAT.<br />
I like SLEEPING IN, so I MUST be a lazy TEENAGER. (I just love my dreams. My dreams are...a second world. Free of the hate and fear of this one.)<br />
I don't like POP, so I MUST not be NORMAL.(...God no. -___-)<br />
I am careful about my NUT ALLERGY, so I MUST think all candy has NUTS in it.<br />
I have ASTHMA, so I MUST not play sports.<br />
I am a girl and play SOCCER/FOOTBALL/HOCKEY, so I MUST be trying to get guys ATTENTION. (I'm just competetive. Most girls I know aren't.)<br />
I don't like ROLLERCOASTERS, so I MUST be OLD, WIMPY, or STUPID. (I just have a fear of being upside down. Legit. xDD)<br />
I like SHOPPING, so I MUST be a GIGGLING GIRLY-GIRL.<br />
I am HONEST, so I MUST be MEAN.<br />
I am a MENNONITE, so I MUST never have heard of a TELEVISION.<br />
I don't have FACEBOOK, so I MUST have no LIFE.<br />
I say I like STAYCATIONS, so I MUST be trying to save GAS. (...Just don't have the money. T___T)<br />
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I do WELL in school, so I MUST LOVE it.<br />
I have clothes from WALMART, so I MUST not care about CHILD LABOUR.<br />
I don't like SILENCE, so I MUST fill every one with CHATTER.<br />
I like SINGING, so I MUST belong to a CHOIR. (I'm too scared that someone will make fun of me for my voice.)<br />
I don't like DANCING, so I MUST be ANTISOCIAL. (I just don't know how to. D: )<br />
I am an INUIT, so I MUST live in an IGLOO.<br />
I am CANADIAN, so I MUST say 'EH'. (I do not...AGAIN. WHERE'S THE <br />
BACON?)<br />
I listen to my IPOD, so I MUST not care about the people AROUND me.<br />
I am part of the POLICE FORCE, so I MUST break all SPEED LIMITS.<br />
I am FRENCH, so I MUST have a little MOUSTACHE and a BERET. (French-Canadian?)<br />
I am INDIAN, so I MUST speak English with an incomprehensible ACCENT.<br />
I can’t just EXERCISE without a purpose, so I MUST have no MOTIVATION. (...Slant truth. I'm just too lazy. Plus the doctors get worried when I say "Well, I do a little exercise..." since I'm 'too skinny'.)<br />
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I am a man with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a HIPPIE.<br />
I am a woman with SHORT HAIR, so I MUST be a CAREER WOMAN. (...Does my Chocobo count?)<br />
I am a GIRL, so I MUST not like MATH. (Depends on the teacher. xD)<br />
I am a BOY, so I MUST like GYM.<br />
I have ACNE problems, so I must not care about my personal HYGIENE.<br />
I own an SUV, so I MUST not care about the ENVIRONMENT.<br />
I write POETRY, so I MUST be CRAZY. (My mind wanders to many different places. Poetry is one of the forms I use to tell of those places.)<br />
I'm a GAY GUY, so I MUST love to SHOP.<br />
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be SMART. (I've got horrible eyesight thank you. D< wink <br />
I'm LOUD, so I MUST be LOOKING FOR ATTENTION. (I'm just loud...comes with who I am...)<br />
I'm KIND-HEARTED, so I MUST be a PUSHOVER. (I'm kind...but only if you are kind in return.)<br />
I don't have a GIRLFRIEND, so I MUST be gay.<br />
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