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    Name: Bex (I FRIGGEN WISH)<br />
    Likes: Blue pencils, broccoli, Kisame, ... um... Yeah, I know there's more to life, but I know you don't care. Of course, You wouldn't be reading this if you didn't care. Of course, you could be insanely bored or stuck in bed or being forced to read this by a bloody chainsaw that flew at you from the deep depths of your closet. Or you could be one of my insane friends who put me in a strait jacket today when the shed by the track caught fire. Huh. Werdo.<br />
    Dislikes: YOU!!!!!!!! jk! Just stuff I don't like..... LIKE YOU!!!!!!! AHAHAHAA! nah, Just kidding. You're pretty cool... for a meatbag!!!!<br />
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    <br />
    Saw you on the street<br />
    we had to meet<br />
    I thought I would greet you<br />
    In just one week I would delete you<br />
    People say the stupidest things<br />
    On their first date like<br />
    "What's your real name?"<br />
    They reveal their ignorance <br />
    but you adore them <br />
    So you just ignore them<br />
    Then came you raising the bar <br />
    Oh, you, you won't be undone <br />
    I looked into your eyes<br />
    And much to my surprise<br />
    I saw there was nothing in there<br />
    between your ears but air!<br />
    'Cause there's nothing <br />
    There goes my future ex girlfriend<br />
    She's as sweet as a rose<br />
    Yes, she is<br />
    She has such beautiful lips<br />
    Now, if only they were closed <br />
    I love how you adore me<br />
    Oh, but honey how you bore me<br />
    Your life's such a wreck<br />
    I've lost all respect<br />
    I don't mean to surprise you<br />
    It took me just one week to despise you!<br />
    And I don't care that you're a model<br />
    'Cause let me say it's clear to tell <br />
    that your brain is shot to hell<br />
    And no one cares that you love Keanu<br />
    Oh, what's the difference anyway<br />
    Everybody knows that he's gay<br />
    Okay, I really don't know that<br />
    But let's face it<br />
    He's too hot to be straight!<br />
    There goes my future ex girlfriend<br />
    That girl's such a prize<br />
    Yes, she is<br />
    She'll be the Queen of the world<br />
    for a day or two in my eyes<br />
    Perhaps I'll wear a suit<br />
    When I give you the boot<br />
    Oh, I hate to seem so superficial<br />
    I just think i'll look more official! <br />
    <br />
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    ~<br />
    <br />
    [LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL]<br />
    Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws<br />
    <br />
    [LOCK]<br />
    I wanna do it<br />
    <br />
    [BARREL]<br />
    Let's draw straws<br />
    <br />
    [SHOCK]<br />
    Jack said we should work together<br />
    Three of a kind<br />
    <br />
    [LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL]<br />
    Birds of a feather<br />
    Now and forever<br />
    Wheeee<br />
    La, la, la, la, la<br />
    <br />
    Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tight<br />
    Throw away the key and then<br />
    Turn off all the lights<br />
    <br />
    [SHOCK]<br />
    First, we're going to set some bait<br />
    Inside a nasty trap and wait<br />
    When he comes a-sniffing we will<br />
    Snap the trap and close the gate<br />
    <br />
    [LOCK]<br />
    Wait! I've got a better plan<br />
    To catch this big red lobster man<br />
    Let's pop him in a boiling pot<br />
    And when he's done we'll butter him up<br />
    <br />
    [LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL]<br />
    Kidnap the Sandy Claws<br />
    Throw him in a box<br />
    Bury him for ninety years<br />
    Then see if he talks<br />
    <br />
    [SHOCK]<br />
    Then Mr. Oogie Boogie man<br />
    Can take the whole thing over then<br />
    He'll be so pleased, I do declare<br />
    That he will cook him rare<br />
    <br />
    [LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL]<br />
    Wheeee!<br />
    <br />
    [LOCK]<br />
    I say that we take a cannon<br />
    Aim it at his door and then<br />
    Knock three times and when he anwers<br />
    Sandy Claws will be no more<br />
    <br />
    [SHCOK]<br />
    You're so stupid, think now<br />
    If we blow him up into smithereens<br />
    We may lose some pieces<br />
    And the Jack will beat us black and green<br />
    <br />
    [LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL]<br />
    Kidnap the Sandy Claws<br />
    Tie him in a bag<br />
    Throw him in the ocean<br />
    Then see if he is sad<br />
    <br />
    [LOCK & SHOCK]<br />
    Because Mr. Oogie Boogie id the meanest guy around<br />
    If I were on his Boogie list, I'd get out of town<br />
    <br />
    [BARREL]<br />
    He'll be so pleased by our success<br />
    That he'll reward us too, I bet<br />
    <br />
    [LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL]<br />
    Perhaps he'll make his special brew<br />
    Of snake and spider stew<br />
    Ummm!<br />
    <br />
    We're his little henchmen<br />
    And we take our job with pride<br />
    We do our best to please him<br />
    And stay on his good side<br />
    <br />
    [SHOCK]<br />
    I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb<br />
    <br />
    [BARREL]<br />
    I'm not the dumb one<br />
    <br />
    [LOCK]<br />
    You're no fun<br />
    <br />
    [SHOCK]<br />
    Shut up!<br />
    <br />
    [LOCK<br />
    Make me<br />
    <br />
    [SHOCK]<br />
    I've got something, listen now<br />
    This one is real good, you'll see<br />
    We'll send a present to his door<br />
    Upon there'll be a note to read<br />
    Now, in the box we'll wait and hide<br />
    <br />
    [LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL]<br />
    Until his curiousity<br />
    Entices him to look inside<br />
    And then we'll have him<br />
    One, two, three<br />
    <br />
    [LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL]<br />
    Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick<br />
    Lock him for ninety years, see what makes him tick<br />
    <br />
    Kidnap the Sandy Claws, chop him into bits<br />
    Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks<br />
    Kidnap the Sandy Claws, see what we will see<br />
    Lock him in a cage and then throw away the key <br />
    <br />
    ~<br />
    <br />
    Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because I'd go berzerk?<br />
    Well, you left me anyhow and the days got worse and worse and now you see I've gone completely out of my mind. <br />
    <br />
    And They're coming to take me away Ha Ha<br />
    They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha<br />
    to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time, and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats<br />
    and they're coming to take me away ha ha<br />
    <br />
    You thought it was joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said that losing you would make me flip my lid, right? You know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed, you laughed and laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad.<br />
    <br />
    And they're coming to take me away Ha Ha<br />
    They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha<br />
    To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes<br />
    They're coming to take me away ha ha...<br />
    <br />
    I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you paid me back for all my kind unselfish loving deeds. Huh? Well you just wait they'll find you yet, and when they do they'll put you in the ASPCA you mangy mutt.<br />
    <br />
    And They're coming to take me away Ha Ha<br />
    They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha<br />
    To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice men in their clean white coats<br />
    They're coming to take me away Ha Ha<br />
    To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle thier thumbs and toes<br />
    They're coming to take me away Ha Ha Ha<br />
    <br />
    Your home the one the bank foreclosed, You cried to me Monogamy is the way we both must live or you'll feel hurt. But, I see, I see there's someone new, your anxious poly-pure-bred coat was even gone at our place while I paid the rent, thanks!<br />
    <br />
    And They're coming to take me away Ha Ha<br />
    They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha<br />
    To the loony bin with all you can eat perscription drugs like torizine, and lithium, and electric shock and insulin<br />
    They're coming to take me away Ha Ha<br />
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