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    "Everybody wants me to be their angel<br />
    Everybody wants something they can cradle<br />
    They don't know I burn"<br />
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    Yeah-yeah, I know, stupid little Emo girl. Well I’m here to tell you…I’m only half-emo, but more like 44%. Really, I’m just a small town girl with people in her head, internet access, a love of Rocky Road ice cream, free time, and a burning hatred of Bubblegummers (preps) and n00bs (note the pun, revel in it) who can’t spell the word ‘like’ l-i-k-e without spazzing. <br />
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    But to tell you a few things about myself, I have a boy name and several different theme songs. “Devil Inside” by Utada Hikaru (just Utada to you American fangs) is really me when I’m down and feeling really misunderstood like a good little Emo. “U and Ur Hand” by Pink around stupid high school boys who want in my pants (sorry, little ones, this piece of luscious-ness is off limits. Boyfriends make my grades drop ^_^) <br />
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    Kidding, I’m ok-looking, but I’ll say this: I’m not turning anyone to stone.<br />
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    Small-town life sucks, and I'm sure there are a lot of people who can agree with me. But wait and see, I'm gonna be a part of the world, not just another hick (curse the Appalachian mountains. If you ever think of visiting, don't! Listen to me, potential tourists!! They. Aren't. Intersting. They. Are. Full. Of. HICKS!! I know, cause I'm one of them)<br />
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    The battle cry of youth here:<br />
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    "Yes, I'm grounded<br />
    Got my wings clipped<br />
    I'm surrounded (by) <br />
    All this pavement<br />
    Guess I'll circle <br />
    While I'm waiting <br />
    For my fuse to dry<br />
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    Someday I'll fly<br />
    Someday I'll soar<br />
    Someday I'll be so damn much more<br />
    Cause I'm bigger than my body gives me credit for<br />
    Cause I'm bigger than my body now"<br />
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    Maybe I'll tangle in the power lines<br />
    And it might be over in a second's time<br />
    But I'll gladly go down in a flame<br />
    If the flame's what it takes to remember my name"<br />
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    Sorry, too much John Mayer.<br />
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    But my all around theme song, for sure and no doubts, is “My Stupid Mouth” by the yummy eye-candy that is John Mayer (the song only works if you switch the genders around, sinec I am a girl and straight, I don't sing stuff like that to girls. Unless it's my lesbian lover, Nick. HI SWEETIE!! [God, he hates when I say stuff like that.] So I'm basically lesbian-lovers with a boy who looks like Harry Potter. SO life is good). <br />
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    Here is a piece of nummy-ness for you, the soft-pop singer and guitarist to the stars, John Mayer:<br />
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    I love all kinds of music and books, I even have a mini-library that I constantly re-arrange (thanks Dad for the OCD.)<br />
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    So, here's some Sweeney Todd to chew on:<br />
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    Well, that's about it about me. My cat just had kittens, which rocks, but my parents made me explain the miracle of birth to my nine-year-old sister (curse them!) So all my attention will be with them, so sorry.<br />
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    If you didn't know, I support gay slash. If you hate it, get off my profile (if you are indeed a male, it's ok, you can stay. I get it.)<br />
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    If you are indeed a slash-er, then here is this to show my undying love of gay-ness:<br />
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    WARNING: Emo-Slashing!! Beware Chihanna and all males!!<br />
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    And after all that, I must say I am in love with Eminem. Yes, I am an Eminem-slasher, I can't help but put him with other cute guys (like the nummy John Mayer). But if you do in fact know the great Eminem himself...please don't tell him I'm slashing him, me and the other Em-slashers already live in fear!<br />
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    Ok, I'm done now, here's my theme song:<br />
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    "My stupid mouth <br />
    Has got me in trouble <br />
    I said too much again <br />
    To a date over dinner yesterday <br />
    And I could see <br />
    She was offended <br />
    She said "well anyway..." <br />
    Just dying for a subject change <br />
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    Oh, another social casualty <br />
    Score one more for me <br />
    How could I forget? <br />
    Mama said "think before speaking" <br />
    No filter in my head <br />
    Oh, what's a boy to do <br />
    I guess he better find one soon <br />
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    We bit our lips <br />
    She looked out the window <br />
    Rolling tiny balls of napkin paper <br />
    I played a quick game of chess with the salt and pepper shaker <br />
    And I could see clearly <br />
    An indelible line was drawn <br />
    Between what was good, what just slipped out and what went wrong <br />
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    Oh, the way she feels about me has changed <br />
    Thanks for playing, try again. <br />
    How could I forget? <br />
    Mama said "think before speaking" <br />
    No filter in my head <br />
    Oh, what's a boy to do <br />
    I guess he better find one <br />
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    I'm never speaking up again <br />
    It only hurts me <br />
    I'd rather be a mystery <br />
    Than she desert me <br />
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    Oh I'm never speaking up again <br />
    Starting now <br />
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    One more thing <br />
    Why is it my fault? <br />
    So maybe I try too hard <br />
    But it's all because of this desire <br />
    I just wanna be liked <br />
    I just wanna be funny <br />
    Looks like the jokes on me <br />
    So call me captain backfire <br />
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    Oh, the way she feels about me has changed <br />
    Thanks for playing, try again. <br />
    How could I forget? <br />
    Mama said "think before speaking" <br />
    No filter in my head <br />
    Oh, what's a boy to do <br />
    I guess he better find one <br />
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    I'm never speaking up again <br />
    It only hurts me <br />
    I'd rather be a mystery <br />
    Than she desert me <br />
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    Oh I'm never speaking up again <br />
    Starting now"<br />
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    And no more John Mayer bashing!! I get why, he is obviously gay and pretends to write songs about girls while fantasizing about guys, but it's enough now!<br />
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    I am also:<br />
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    Emono at slashfanfiction.com (I highly recommned it, it has great girl and boy slash)<br />
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    Karmakazi at adultfanfiction.com
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