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  • Artist Info: Fanny (n) - British slang for the female genitalia.<br />
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    Fanny flaps (n) - Pendulus labia majora.    <br />
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    Time to cast aside my enigmatic veil and indulge your voyeuristic tendancies...<br />
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    Fanny does not permit laziness or illiteracy so if you're a 'tl;dr'ing intellectually incapacitated imbecile then promptly resume your lobotomised drooling elsewhere.<br />
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    Fanny (her real name, incidently) is a twenty-four year old Scottish 'lipstick' lesbian with a penchant for talking about herself in the third person.<br />
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    Bestowed with a natural egocentrism and misanthropic vitriol; she inevitably joined the higher echleons of the GCD.<br />
    A naturally anti-social person, Fanny most often finds herself shunning the limelight and pitiable attempts of her forum peers for internet popularity. Instead, she chooses to sit back and watch the obliquity unfold with a smirk on her face and a contemptuous hauty laugh.<br />
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    Fanny's natural enemies are the ineffectual pusillanimous masses of Gaia. It is doubtful you will ever make it onto her Friendslist nor will she deign to reply to your comments or PMs unless there is something in it for her (sycophantic babblings will not suffice).<br />
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    If you expected to read this and discover you have the same favourite pizza topping or triangle as Fanny and use it as some flimsy basis for a friendship then she hopes you are sorely disappointed. <br />
    This has been purely an exercise in self indulgence for Her Royal High-horse-ness and if you expected more then your naïveté<br />
    is one of the numerous reasons you will never make her aquaintence.<br />
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    There once was a Gaian named Fanny,<br />
    Whose resemblance to cunt-flaps was uncanny!<br />
    The sound of her queef,<br />
    Would make you grit your teeth,<br />
    So don't go poking her nooks and crannies!
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