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    Everything you never wanted to know about me but were afraid to ask:
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    - I don't speak AOLese. Sorry, peeps.<br />
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    - I haven't read a good manga in a while, so feel free to recommend your favorites.<br />
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    - I love love love random comments & PMs, as long as you're not a serial murderer/public masturbating rapist pedophile.<br />
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    - I spend a large chunk of my time on the internet. I'm just now getting back into Gaia.<br />
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    - I have an awesome older sister who loves RPing and Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. Her Gaia is Daegonna DeSeer, but don't stalk her or she'll discipline me like she did last time... the horror. 0.o<br />
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    - I also have a little brother. He likes light sabers :<br />
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    - My favorite Gaia NPCs are Devin and Nicolae, but I don't keep up with the storyline.<br />
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    - I don't like the word "obviousness." I think it should be "obviosity." That has a lot more flow, don't you think?<br />
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    - If you feel violated by my stalker-ism... deal. I do it to everybody.<br />
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    - I really want to see the movie Earth Girls are Easy just because it has a funny title.<br />
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    - I judge books by their covers all the time, whether you like it or not. For example, I tend to avoid creepy old men in trench coats. I don't care if that makes me a bad person; it keeps me from getting killed, robbed, and/or raped, not necessarily in that order.<br />
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    - I watch trashy teen dramas on TV. I quite enjoy them, too. So shut up.<br />
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    - I consider myself a relatively well-informed (for my age) atheist. That doesn't mean I want to argue with you about evolution.<br />
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    - Ignorance is NOT bliss.<br />
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    - I think my avatar is really sexy and I haven't changed it in almost 200 days... which is mostly because I'm really poor.<br />
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    - I really liked the movie Juno. And I think Michael Cera kicks ass.<br />
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    - I guess I would say my favorite book right now is The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky. Go Bob the drug dealer.<br />
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    - I love chocolate and most things derived from it.<br />
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    - I listen to some things from every genre of music.<br />
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    - Harry Potter books 5-7 all sucked. Yeah, I said it. Harry Potter books 5-7 all sucked. I said it twice.<br />
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    - Renesmee Swan is, and will always be, an even shittier name than Albus Severus Potter.<br />
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    - I wipe the frosting off my cake and give it to someone who will eat it. That was not some kind of innuendo. I just don't like frosting.<br />
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    - I laugh at poop jokes. I realize that's really immature, and I don't particularly care.<br />
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    - Just because I use spell-check and calculators on a regular basis doesn't mean I'm not smart.<br />
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    - I tend to make references to obscure movies, books, songs, etc. in normal conversation. Like... all the time.<br />
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    - I used to play WoW, but I stopped because my mom threatened to make me start paying for it.<br />
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    - Now I play zOMG. Sometimes.<br />
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    - You can get up to ten times more drunk by taking alcohol in the form of an enema or by soaking tampons in vodka or another alcoholic beverage (thus the username) because that way it doesn't get filtered out by your liver. Don't try this at home, kids.
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