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    hey...I'm Jessie Maybee....I'm 16...I love T.V.!...I love movies!...I am a gunz addict...made it to level 23 in 7 days!and I'm now a lvl 48 smile (I stopped playing for a month and a half>.< wink razz her name is omgykkyb wich means omg u killed Kenny u bastured razz ...I play WoW ocasionaly....I have 2 level 10s...but I get bored by it easily...thats why I like gunz so much....kiilling noobs never gets boring...f*cking flipper nd dagger noobs should all die in a pit razz I also play D&D (dungeons and dragons) my dad usually makes up a storie and we play it out in role play cuz he thinks the D&D storie lines suck lol but we use the D&D books for stats and weapons smile ...I spend the magority of my time thinking...I love being social althoguh most epople don't like talking to me so I pretty much live in my head...I'm fairly inteligent no matter what you think!I may not get good grades in school but if you could see inside my head you'd be shocked! smile I kno about life, and people and I think thats more important then knowing what X equals razz I wish to be a child phycologist when I'm older cuz I think I'd be pretty good at it smile ...I can act like I'm 40 and yet I can act like i'm 4 three minutes later razz ...if you have a problem with me, take it up with my invisable atturny...I currently have a boyfriend who I love VERY much! smile <3 his name is Woger lol <3 XOXOXO<br />
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    Donator!<33<br />
    AcentMaster-for a woping 33K!!!!And a goth veil!!!!!And a Ghost cape!!!!! I love you Acent, ur one of my favorit people on gaia, prolly my favorit now>.< and my first donator!!!! I shall love you forever!!!! biggrin biggrin <33**HUGLZ!!**<br />
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    My favorit movies are Adam sandler ones,Office space!!<33,transformers!,1408, posiden, Lords of dogtown!<33, thirteen!<33, rode trip, euro trip, disturbia, 28 days later,28 weeks later,the pacifier, Shouth Park movie,Donnie Darko!,Family guy movie,Shrek 1 2 nd 3!John Tucker Must Die ,um wow so many more that I can't think of razz <br />
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    My favorit T.V. shows are Family guy, South park, trailer park boys, jack ass, house!, C.S.I.!, Law and order S.V.U.!Futuroma, 2 nd a half men!, Dead like me, the big bang theory, the Simspons!One tree hill!Robot chiken,Criminal minds, friends,and so many more if my brain would only work!!! razz <br />
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    My favorit books are The crystal cave,it By Stephan King, all Judy Bloom books!the Alice series, Catch a killer, Privat peacful,The hobbit and so many more!<br />
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    My favorit bands/music are amon amath, slip knot, disturbed, dragonforce, Sum 41!system of a down, blood hound gang, The all American rejects, weired al, three days grace, american Hi-Fi, finger 11, treble charger, 12 stones, Billy Talent!, Blink-182!Bowling for soup,Eminem, Fall Out Boy, five for fighting, Green Day, hellogoodbye, jimmy eats world, Ingrom Hill, Hedley, Simple plan, Lemon Demon!!!linkin park, Marcy's playground, Marilyn Mansion, Nickleback!, Oasis, Papa roach.seether, savag garden, and STP, theres more, but ones again I can't think of them! razz <br />
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    And my interests are boys...duh razz lol, thinking, reading I love my Merlin(guy from my book razz ), writing books nd poetry, having fun razz , GUNZ!Gaia, Halo, Fable, Sims 2, watching movies/T.V., and just being myself nd having a great time razz <br />
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    and thats pretty much me so yea, add me if you wana, I like making friends, and my e-mail addy is girlcatnamedgeorge@hotmail.com hope you leave a message!<br />
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    Donaters:My first donation from AcentMaster for a ghost cape, a goth veil and a whopeing 33K!!!!!!I love you acent!!! smile <33 and purplerae2 for SLIK shades! biggrin thank you both oh so much!!!! biggrin biggrin <33<br />
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    -Jessie Maybee!<33<br />
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    Dream avis!! smile <br />
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    Total Value: 1,162,851 Gold<br />
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    Item List:<br />
    Enchanted Book 3rd Gen.<br />
    Winter Rose<br />
    The Lusty Scoundrel<br />
    Snow Witch<br />
    Pixie<br />
    Padmavati's Lotus 3rd Gen.<br />
    Let it Snow<br />
    Let it Snow<br />
    Grace of Aphrodite<br />
    Fallen Wish 5th Gen.<br />
    Fallen Wish 5th Gen.<br />
    Enchanted Book 6th Gen.<br />
    Dark Elf's Aura<br />
    Biancamella<br />
    White Flow Prom Dress<br />
    Ume Blossom Hairpin<br />
    Radiant Prism<br />
    Radiant Prism<br />
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    Total Value: 2,188,728 Gold<br />
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    Alruna's Rose 3rd Gen<br />
    Ribbon Luv Sleeves Black<br />
    Picolitrosso's Urn 6th Gen.<br />
    Gothic Veil<br />
    Gift of the Gods<br />
    Furugasa 2nd Gen.<br />
    Demonic Anklets<br />
    Demonic Anklets<br />
    Death Whisper (11th gen)<br />
    Death Whisper (2nd gen)<br />
    Alruna's Rose 9th Gen<br />
    Alruna's Rose 2nd Gen<br />
    Alruna's Rose 5th Gen<br />
    Demonic Anklets<br />
    Alruna's Rose 4th Gen<br />
    Elemental Wings<br />
    Dark Star<br />
    Nitemare Bustier<br />
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    User Image<br />
    Total Value: 2,141,728 Gold<br />
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    Item List:<br />
    Alruna's Rose 3rd Gen<br />
    Ribbon Luv Sleeves Black<br />
    Picolitrosso's Urn 6th Gen.<br />
    Gothic Veil<br />
    Gift of the Gods<br />
    Demonic Anklets<br />
    Demonic Anklets<br />
    Death Whisper (11th gen)<br />
    Death Whisper (2nd gen)<br />
    Alruna's Rose 9th Gen<br />
    Alruna's Rose 2nd Gen<br />
    Alruna's Rose 5th Gen<br />
    Demonic Anklets<br />
    Alruna's Rose 4th Gen<br />
    Elemental Wings<br />
    Dark Star<br />
    Nitemare Bustier<br />
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    User Image<br />
    Total Value: 1,037,974 Gold<br />
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    Baby Seal Slippers<br />
    Red Pawprint Pajama Pants<br />
    White Bunny Hoodie<br />
    Sakura Blossom Hairpin<br />
    Pink Nordstrom Hat<br />
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    Total Value: 665,929 Gold<br />
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    Demonic Pendant<br />
    Dark Cape<br />
    Alruna's Rose 4th Gen<br />
    Enchanted Book 5th Gen.<br />
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    User Image<br />
    Total Value: 444,450 Gold<br />
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    Coocoon<br />
    Wine Gothic Bat Choker<br />
    Wine Gothic Bat Boots<br />
    Wine Gothic Bat Gauntlets<br />
    Wine Gothic Bat Corset Dress<br />
    Wine Gothic Bat Stockings<br />
    Pink Alien Tattoo<br />
    Gothic Veil<br />
    Dark Elf's Aura<br />
    Death Whisper (2nd gen)<br />
    Celestial Wrap<br />
    Black Orchid Brooch<br />
    Alruna's Rose 2nd Gen<br />
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    User Image<br />
    Total Value: 444,450 Gold<br />
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    Item List:<br />
    Coocoon<br />
    Wine Gothic Bat Choker<br />
    Wine Gothic Bat Boots<br />
    Wine Gothic Bat Gauntlets<br />
    Wine Gothic Bat Corset Dress<br />
    Wine Gothic Bat Stockings<br />
    Pink Alien Tattoo<br />
    Gothic Veil<br />
    Dark Elf's Aura<br />
    Death Whisper (2nd gen)<br />
    Celestial Wrap<br />
    Black Orchid Brooch<br />
    Alruna's Rose 2nd Gen<br />
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    My friends dream avi smile <br />
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    Total Value: 243,414 Gold<br />
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    Fitted Olive Tshirt<br />
    Gracie's Soccer Ball<br />
    Freakstyle Boot Red<br />
    Neutral Starter Skater Girl Cargo Pants<br />
    Inari's Beads<br />
    Green Baseball Cap<br />
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    I'm bored so I'm going to put in some quets from T.V. shows, friends, and movies smile hope you enjoy smile I shall give credit to who or what I get the quoets from smile <br />
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    South park sad if you want to watch episodes you can ask me what episode the quet is from, or go to www.allabout-sp.net I suggest the woodland critter christmas episode!It was the first episode I ever saw and it's still my favorit!!!! It's awsome!!<33)<br />
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    Cartmen:Hey Kyle, I'm sorry for calling you a jew, your not a jew!<br />
    Kyle:No Cartmen I am a jew!<br />
    Cartmen biggrin on't be so hard on youdelf Kyle, your not a jew<br />
    Kyle:YES CARTMEN I AM A JEW!!!<br />
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    Stan:Hey, befor we send the message out can you do a search on the word clitoris?<br />
    Kyle:Ok, there are 3,000 resolts for the word clitoris<br />
    Stan:click the first one<br />
    Kyle surprised k, German shizer porn, you must be 18 or oldeer to enter thi site, yea ok<br />
    holy shit dude it's a lady getting pooed on!<br />
    Stan:Is it Cartmens mom?<br />
    Cartmen:Oh fuck you!<br />
    Kyle:Holy shit dude, it is Cartmens mom!<br />
    Cartmen: a fuck<br />
    Stan:Watch she doing now?<br />
    Kyle:Oh sick dude!<br />
    Stan:CLICK IT OFF CLICK IT OFF!!!!<br />
    Kyle: What the fuck is wrong with German people?<br />
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    Kyle:Hey Stan we'r all going to go to a movie.<br />
    Stan: I can't go, I'm writing a new sacret document for my church!<br />
    Kyle:I'm really worried about this cult your getting into!<br />
    Stan:Scientologie is not a clan Kyle, it's a way of life!<br />
    Kyle:Stan, El Ron Huberd was a science-fiction writer who lived on a bout with only little boys and got busted by the feds numories times!<br />
    Stan:No I didn't!Those are rumors put out bye people who are afraid because they don't kno the secret truth!<br />
    Kyle:What is the secret truth!<br />
    Stan:I can't tell you enless you pay for a few years of odit counsiling!Look all I kno is I was totally depressed befor but now I'v found meaning!<br />
    Kyle:I didn't know you were depressed!<br />
    Stan:Neither did I!!!!!Look if you can't accept this great thing I belong to then I geuss were not friends anymore!<br />
    Kyle:FINE!<br />
    Cartmen:Hey Stan, I just want you to know, I still hate kyle more than I hate you!<br />
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    Random guy:OMG it's like a pig man bear!<br />
    Random guy 2:No it's like a bear pig man!!!<br />
    Al Gore:NO IT'S MAN BEAR PIG!!!!!!!!<br />
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    the different you killed Kenny bits! smile <br />
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    Kyle:OMG you killed Kenny!<br />
    Stan:You basturd!!!<br />
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    Kyle:OMG WE KILLED KENNY!!!<br />
    Stan WE'RE BASTURDS!!!<br />
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    Stan:OMG they killed Kenny!!!<br />
    Kyle:What?I'm not talking to you!!!<br />
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    Kyle sad In a not inthusastic voice) omg, you killed Kenny.<br />
    Stan:you basturds...<br />
    gnome:OMG, we killed your little friend!<br />
    Stan:yea we know!Now tell us what we came here to find out!!!<br />
    Gnom:But hes dead were so sorry!<br />
    Kyle:Yea w/e NOW TELL US!!!<br />
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    Stan sad while shooting a gun and jumping around from the kick back)they...killed...kenny!<br />
    Kyle(shooting too:you...basturds...<br />
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    Randome guy:Omg god they killed the little oranged cote kid!<br />
    Kyle:You basturd!<br />
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    crowd:don't kill Kenny!<br />
    Stan&Kyle:You basturds<br />
    crownd:don't kill Kenny!<br />
    Stan&Kyle:You basturds!!<br />
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    Stan:Omg they killed Kenny...sorta...<br />
    Kyle:yea...they killed Kenny...sorta...look a like...YOU BASTUREDS!<br />
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    (random voice desprcribing the scean)way up in the mountans of a small mountain town, the main street was being decorated all up and down, people stood in long lines somtimes waiting hourse or more, because christmas needs to be bought at a store, but out in the forest not too far away, the little woodland creaters were also preparing for there christmans day, the little critters worked hard as they happily sang, and each one of them had an interesting name, there was squerly the squrl, Rabbity the rabbit, beavery the beaver and beary the bear, porcupiney the porcupine, skunky the skunk, foxy the fox, and deary the dear, woodpeckery the woodpecker, mousy the mouse, and chikadiedee the chikadee, all made the forrest there house.And on that magical day stumbling apon all of that was a surprised little boy in a red poof ball hat.<br />
    Stan:What the hell?!?!<br />
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    the little critters cheered and beavery said with a smile<br />
    Beavery:how would you like to sing and dance with us for awhile?<br />
    the boy in the red poof ball hat smiled and said<br />
    Stan:a, no thanks, I'm gunna go home...<br />
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    Monty Python and the holy grail:<br />
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    (On a bridge, being asked questions to see if the can pass, if they get it wrong they are srung off the clif)<br />
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    Question asker:What is your name?<br />
    Guy 1:Sir blah blah blah(I can't remember there names>.< wink <br />
    Question asker:what is your quest?<br />
    guy 1:to find the holy grail<br />
    Question asker:what is your favorit color?<br />
    guy 1: Blue..NO RED!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(is flung off clif)<br />
    Question asker:what is your name?<br />
    guy 2:sir blah blah blah<br />
    Question asker:what is your quest?<br />
    guy 2: to find the holy grail<br />
    Question asker:What is the arevage wing span of a sparrow?<br />
    guy 2: african or european?<br />
    Question asker:I DON'T KNOW!AAAAAAAAAAA(Question asker is flung off clif)<br />
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    lol srry I'm stuiped>.<<br />
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    my brothers friend:I'm so emo when I play halo I kill myself!<br />
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    Drawn together add:<br />
    The boys hook up with girls, the girls hook up with the girls but whos gunna screw the pig? <br />
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    This is one from office space!<33<br />
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    stapler guy:Someone took my stapler...can you please give back my stapler...wheres my stapler...I'm gunna burn the fucking building to the ground...<br />
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    Transformer movie:<br />
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    Sam:hey dad have you ever seen 40 yeard old virgin?<br />
    dad:yes...<br />
    Sam:Well thats what this is**points at car** and this**points at a different car**this is 50 year old virgin!!<br />
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