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    Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline <br />
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    If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. <br />
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    If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. <br />
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    If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6. <br />
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    If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. <br />
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    If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to your mother ship. <br />
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    If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which button to press. <br />
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    If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer. <br />
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    If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696969696969696969696. <br />
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    If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key unil a representative comes on the line. <br />
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    If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, and date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name. <br />
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    If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000. <br />
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    If you have bipolar disoder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. <br />
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    If you have short term memory loss, press 9. <br />
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    If you have short term memory loss, press 9. <br />
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    If you have short term memory loss, press 9. <br />
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    If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you. <br />
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    12 Facts<br />
    1. Your reading my comment<br />
    2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.<br />
    4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.<br />
    5. Your checking it now.<br />
    6. Your smiling.<br />
    7. Your still reading my comment.<br />
    8. You know all you have read is true.<br />
    10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9.<br />
    11. Your checking it now.<br />
    12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts
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