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Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline <br />
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12 Facts<br />
1. Your reading my comment<br />
2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.<br />
4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.<br />
5. Your checking it now.<br />
6. Your smiling.<br />
7. Your still reading my comment.<br />
8. You know all you have read is true.<br />
10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9.<br />
11. Your checking it now.<br />
12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts - Avg. rating:
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this is a poem
i made about a
story of a guy
whom lived a
lot of hardship
in his
life hope u
all l - a story of a guy
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