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I am PHANTOM.<br />
A fully loaded paradox<br />
Between a glitch in your<br />
brain and reality.<br />
<br />
A misconception of<br />
Two thoughts entwined.<br />
The actuality you will<br />
Never get to see.<br />
And the enigma<br />
That will keep you<br />
Wondering for nights.<br />
<br />
Never there but always<br />
Around. Leaving behind a<br />
Scent, an image, a sound..

I once taught a German shepherd to bark in Spanish.<br />
I never say something tastes like chicken – not even chicken.<br />
I once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.<br />
My enemies list me as their emergency contact number.<br />
I'm a lover, not a fighter, but I'm also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.<br />
When it is raining, it is because I am thinking of something sad.<br />
I have been known to cure narcolepsy, just by simply walking into a room.<br />
You can see my charisma from space.<br />
The police often question me, just because they find me interesting.<br />
I once punched a magician.<br />
My blood smells like cologne.<br />
My organ donation card also lists my hair.<br />
My reputation is expanding faster than the universe.<br />
My cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for me<br />
Dolphins love swimming with me.<br />
Mosquitoes refuse to bite me simply out of respect.<br />
Bigfoot tries to capture photos of me.<br />
I play Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun… bullets know better.<br />
Ghosts fear me.<br />
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Who am I? <br />
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I am <br />