• well it was around midterms my senior year and i had a big speech i had to give in front of the class, well turns out i ate at a mexican restraunt the nite before and got food poisoning so i felt like manure and i was waiting for my teacher to call me up so i could do my speech and leave well when i got up my girlfriend said my zipper was down so i sat back down to zip up, that was a bad idea i got caught in the zipper and my teacher called me up again and i told her i cant get up and she goes well im going to fail you and i said no please dont i need to pass and i said but i cant exactly get up rite now and she said oh yes you will or ill call the principal well she called him and he cam over and grabed me and yanked me up then he gos y r you holding yourself like that and i whispered to him wat happened and he laughed and then told the class wat was going on with me and i was furious well good ol food poisoning kicked in and i ralphed on him well he didnt like that that to much so i got expelled and i couldnt graduate so i spent my summer in jail because i ramed my dodge ram 1500 rite into the rear end of his mercedes yeah life is grand so thats pretty much it thanks bye now