• My brother’s such a noisy kid,
    when he eats soup he slurps.
    When he drinks milk he gargles.
    And after meals he burps.

    He cracks his knuckles when he’s bored.
    He whistles when he walks.
    He snaps his fingers when he sings,
    and when he’s mad he squawks.

    At night my brother snores so loud
    it sounds just like a riot.
    Even when he sleeps
    my noisy brother isn’t quiet.