• It was a nice day, the day that I went to Cow City. All the flying pigs were out and about, while the grunnies ran around and chomping on the flesh of the children. Everything seemed perfect until I realized something. There were no cows.
    At first, I thought that I was wrong and I just couldn't seem them, but after hours and hours of searching for them, I came to a conclusion. There were no cows.
    I had to find some cows. Life was pointless without a few little cows staring at your face as they gnawed down on human flesh. They are just so damn cute when they take huge bites out of your friend's arms and legs, so I said to myself..

    "I WILL find the cows."

    And then after years of searching the globe, I found it. I found the Cow City.