• So I was hanging out wit my homies and they said I should asked Jessica Greene to the prom and I was like aight. So I asked dah b***h, I had, had a crush on her since like da second grade. Jessica said yes and I was all like aight.

    So then we were at the prom and Jessica's mom had been hit by a car so da b***h was in the hospital and didn't even bother to call me ********' hoe shoulda ********' told me dis s**t I look like a ******** scrub sittin there wit my d**k in my hand... ******** b***h a** hoe.