• Claimer's Note: This is 100% original, made by me, Ivan. These rules are what I believe. Do NOT question my words, believe them or forget them.

    Ex's, aren't they a wonderful thing? They can be you BEST friend or your WORST enemy. Seriously there is barely anything as strenuous as making that decision(well its simple for me). If you value friends(Which i do), make them a friend. Come on why would you make your worst enemy someone who knows almost everything about you(if you do your not too bright). Hey this is just my advice just befriend them...it'll turn out for the better. Remember Forgiving makes you a better person than Hating. I have no rules for hating(simply pointless). However, in the befriending category DING DING we have a winner. My guideline...do NOT get back together when everything is forgiven. Yes yes yes...INDEED you will miss the "good ole times" but whatever caused the break up is bound to happen again(even if for no reason, when you get something finally it becomes slightly short of nothing). All in all its just human nature and "old habits die hard" is an understatement...truth is they never die. DAMN!!!! i forgot rule zero...NEVER hold grudges, they weigh you down AND the people around you(THAT MEANS IT ******** WITH OUR DAYS...like an off beat period). Image onward to rule two. Of course you two will have known the same people...NEVER go to the friends first, get in the good graces of the Ex first. One of you will be considered the "bad person". Who it is?...well that's up to the friend. If you aren't the target of the tension SKIP rule three. For those with friend problems...rule three NEVER have your Ex accompany you to make up with a friend(because since you will be made up your ex will only defend you and keep you from answering questions))...it's as useful as talking to a retard using all SAT words. Yes your a** will be interrogated, but one must clear the air first...cant just go head first into flatulence right? Yes the question was rhetorical. To continue Do NOT enter an argument when making up with a friend(common sense would tell you not to argue with the Ex either)...be civilized, things go a WHOLE lot faster. After all is said and done the akwardness(ITS NOT A WORD...XD face) will disappear and urges to get back together will appear. Ladies and Gentlemen don't do that...unless your ready to go through the same s**t, OR your certain they ARE "The One". But hell what do I know I'm only sixteen. Other rules you make yourself...don't question me just respect my authority XD face ©

    ~Ivan, Self - Proclaimed Genius
    17 August 2008 1:14am EST