• do you really wanna know why i hate birthdays.its because of my friends.last birthday they had me get all fancy and then they took me to the kiddiest place ever. chuck E cheese.God it was embarrasing.to top it off they had me go up stage and dance with chucky. the worst was that the chucky was a guy.he keep hugging me and touching me.u think thats funny,he left and came back and asked me for my number.do u really think im that desprate.no,im not.he keep asking me.and i keep saying no.finally i said yes and gave him the rejected hotline number. i would explain what that is but i can tell all of u already know. u either were given the number or gave out the number.well next year they said get ready and will come pick you up.we got u a blind date for your birthday.they said the guy was really hot.so i said hell ya.well they dropped me off at this fancy resturant.they also said he'll drop me off at home.so i sit and wait,and guess who came.the guy that played chucky last year came.I was like(oh god.hell is about to break loose). so we eat a little.well i ate a little.he gorged himself,talking with his mouth full.so i was like im full lets go and his like okay. so we get in and he drives me quietly home.when we get there he locks all the doors and looks at me.I freaked.i tried to roll down the windows but he locked those too. and out of nowhere he grabed my face and kissed me.shoving his thick tongue down my throat.i couldnt breath.then he started unbuttoning my shirt.and in his car i noticed a shoe.and i whacked him with it.then he fainted.i click the unlock button and was gone.and thats why i hate birthdays.