• im so bored, no even not even me not bore can make me un-bored.

    chuck norris is soo strong not even micheal jackson can scare him burning_eyes

    im so hot people are blaming me for global warming. wahmbulance

    i watch soo much tv i know what programs are coming on next for the next year.

    the worlds fattest man is soo fat they made him his own personal chef (he quit).

    the worlds fastest man runs so fast it it said that he makes a sonic boom, or he just farts when hes at his peak.

    if you wana see some holy moly goly funy stuff go to google and type in 'i love colouring' i would show on here but i dont know how.....