• They got in the cars and headed out.Bunnies were charging at them with bombs.They were suicide bunners.LIL Jims guys opened fired.They smoked all of them but 3 minie vans wer takin out in the process.Now they made there way threw the forest hoping that the woodlend gang wouldnt see them.They made it to santas workshop.They split up into 3 groups.Jerry,LIL Jim and their men wer one.Brett,d**k,and their men was second.Then just a clutter of kindergarten was 3rd.The kindergardeners went to the ice ,Brett went into the forest,and Jerry went threw the gate.The 3rd group was strong but not strong enough for wat was comin up.Nut crackers appeared on ice skates with swords the kids were in deep s**t.They had no chance right away without a sound all of them with their throats cut.Ecxept for 1 .They took him in the middle of the ice to torture him .They got the nut cracker leader and cracked his nuts then sliced his throat.They did it so fast he didnt even have time to gasp he had felt the worst pain on earth.His ball sack was now white ice with a little red.Luckily for the other groups no one attact until they got threw the gates and to santas house.Groups one and two met up and fought sanatas army with mrs. clause.She was pissed that santa cheated.She wanted to fukin hang him by his pecker. She went through the back with a couple elves... Out of no where they turned on Mrs. Claus and brought her to Chris Cringle.Santa didint care he killed her without a tear .He drowned her in a giant glass of milk.Kids and magical creatures fighting left and right it was it was complete choas.LIL Jim couldent take it he was covered in blood and pierced with candy caines he past out and bled to death. But as he died he said in his deep sleep moms forgive me.Time was running out everyone was dying.Jerry got to the radio and contacted Charley.They talked Jerry was trying to say his goodbyes.But then Charley said how can Santa be there wen hes fuking mom. dramallama Jerry asked what the hell are you talking about santa is stabbing d**k right now. Then Jerry realized it was there father.Everything went silent. Then Jerry was tied and shoved into a straight line with all the other survivors.Brett was first.Before he died he smiled. smile Then they shoved the candy cain threw his head.He was gushing with blood.And Jerry did not care its what all the kids deserve.They misjudged Santa.Then Santa came to Jerry and picked him up.Santa caried him to the fire place and burned him to death while singing;little kids roasting on an open fire.Hohoho. That was the end of all the little naughty children. In memory of BRETT THE BRATT, JERRY CHET,d**k,AND LIL JIM DEATHS KIDS:100000001 ELVES:1000 BUNNERS:90 SNOWMEN:20