• Okay, here we go.

    1. Perfection.
    Yes, I'm going here. This is the first and foremost reason why I hate it. Why I think it is a piece of **** that doesn't even deserve the title of fiction. How would you feel if you were around one of these perfect people? I frankly would try to be polite, but if they start harping on me how I look. Or the way I act. Well I'm not going to promise I won't hurt them. Perfect people are BORING. They don't grow, they don't even deviate from anything. They just sit there like a photograph. Never moving never even aging. Get that?
    2. Bella.
    Yeah, Bella takes numero dos. Eddy is bad, but Bella is worse than him. Bella does not think like me. Bella does not think like any teenager I personally know. In fact, I'd say she does not even think. Bella is the most prevalent Sue in the literary world. Show me someone more sue and then I'll take that back. She describes herself as beautiful. She is fawned over by EVERYONE, and those that don't fawn over her are evil and feral. ((With the execption of Lauren. But this blond (Like ALL the other ones) acts like a b***h.)) ALL the boys think about having sex with her. Yes. Eddy told her that. EVERY BOY. Now tell me. When YOU walk into a room does EVERY male flock to YOU? No. No they don't. I KNOW THAT THEY WONT. So don't even bother to lie.
    3. Edward.
    Eddy is number three. Mainly because he IS abusive. No matter what you tell yourself. If YOU hate to go somewhere and YOUR eddy makes you go would you like that? No. I know I wouldn't just cry, I'd HIT him. I'd run away. But then Eddy there would run Bella down grab her and FORCE her to go. Yes. Yes he would. You know he would do it. He said as much. He tells Bella constantly almost that he would tie her up and lock her in a room to prevent herself from going anywhere. Yes. He is selfish, he is abusive, he is also the shallowest character in the first book. Bella comes out almost tying. But well. Eddy tells us EVERYONE to him is shallow. That he doesn't like them, that they are nothing but shallow pools. But as many know there are very many different kinds of people. The way Eddy acts makes me think that Forks High is filled with shopper girls and overly helpful boys. Yeah, that is very shallow to think that Eddy. People are more than their thoughts. People are more than their surface thoughts. Since he can only hear the most 'top' thoughts of a person.
    4. Rensemee. ((Or however the **** you spell it.))
    I'm not going to go deeply into this. Many more people are more eloquent than I am. So well. I'll just give a few reasons why this demon-spawn is number four.
    a. Super fast aging. As far as I know pureblood vampire actually age far more slowly than anything else. like 100-1 years. Or something. This is just so confusing, because there is a DISEASE that does this but it is FATAL and WILL KILL. Explain the biology of this...thing to me. Because I'd rather not think about it too hard.
    b. Self awareness IN THE WOMB. Yeah, I've heard of babies dreaming, babies even making noises. But Not being self-aware. Now let me give you something. you are self-aware when you KNOW you can die. It is then that you become self-aware. That is, at least that is how it is to me. Give me a good reason HOW this thing is self-aware IN THE WOMB. How can a brain that tiny think coherently? And this thing also reads at a college level at three months old? What the hell is up with that? I really don't understand that.
    5. Jacob.
    He is a *****. Simple fact. It doesn't matter what the argument it is against this, it is true. Jacob imprints and a BABY to have sex with it. Later. Tell me that is not creepy. Because it is. It is creepy. I can hear it now. But she LOOKS seventeen. Oh yeah sure. So it will be okay for me to go have sex with a twelve year old girl who looks sixteen or seventeen. That's my argument for that. Make a comeback for that. ((Apparently it doesn't matter how old you really are it's how old you look in the twilight world.))