• It was no ordinary day where a kid like me lives in a town like this. It was the first day of school in Mr. Klutz class on the first day of fifth grade there was no-one in the hallways when I was there it was just me and my buddy Jeffery, Jeff for short. We’ve known each other for years. I’ve known him since kindergarten and his mom own the hair salon across the street. Anyways, so it’s just me and him in the hall getting our text books out our lockers and then we went to class. And when we stepped in, the strangest things we saw Mr. klutz our history teacher was hula dancing and he was just getting out the tardy list and then a swat team bust through the window and then beep beep beep beep I open my eyes and there I was looking at my alarm clock. Oh no I’m going to miss the bus then I ran out the door and there outside was my bus waiting for me. Awe man mom for got my lunch awe man and I forgot my pants this sucks now everybody is laughing at me even the bus driver and my best friend this by far is the worst day ever. Minuets later I’m at school and I’m being tortured by the school bully. And man am I crying for my life and I’m yelling help me, help and still no help what friends at this school .Then he gives me a wet willy and instead of using his finger he used the toilet and then I walked in my class room looking like a wet cat and again everybody laughed at me. Then after class I fell over the bike rack and again EVERYBODY laughed at me and I got so mad that I came up with a genius plan. First I bring a whoopee Cochin to school and put it under mike the bully’s chair. Then I will put my mom special brownie in it but then my so called friend Leonardo told him my plane so he wouldn’t have to give him his lunch money no more. So I just skip school my whole life school isn’t nothing but a bologna sandwich I mean you get stuck in the middle with nasty cheese and then it gets all moldy and your plan just POPS right there in front of your face I hate school it’s just a second life where you just be more annoyed then at home and even worst you have to actually do WORK. I hate my life. So it’s the next day and I miss the bus on purpose so my mom drops me half way to school then a wait till she leaves because if she knew I ditched school I will be in so much trouble anyways she leaves and I run to the schools gate like I really wont to go to school and as soon as she drive down that hill I make a run for it and safely I run to my old hide out my dad built for me in first grade in case of any emergency’s the place have never seemed worst the floor creaked the ceilings broke off one by one and windows were busted like my dream when the cops came in my class. So then I run as fast as possible because I remembered that I’m the best student in my whole school and I have a reputation and if I’m late just once or tardy they call home so fast that my heart couldn’t even place a beat one phone call and my mom flips she goes out of her mind O.M.G. my life would crack and explode. I can’t even picture the way my moms face would look. So I’m there at my school and oh snap my mom is waiting for me at the gate tapping her foot I’m in big trouble then I see heads peeping out the class room windows awe man even teachers are looking not so much of a mommy’s boy now. What do you think? I mean why people not like me I’m a great looking kid even though my hair looks like honey mustard and ketchup had spilled on it and my teeth are cracked and my mouth smell like fart. Even when I brush like so much and people call me toad breath cracked teeth and my eyes are a lovely green I think their nice looking but then everyone calls me lizard. . See I told you I was adorable but after my mom was done with me this is how I looked. My mom got so mad she made the colors in my hair blend together. I look like a pink potato with purple mold and tomato sauce splashed on me. But in the middle of getting mad at me my mom stopped and she cried so I go next to her thinking if I hush her I would be off the hook so I said “mom what’s the matter are you ok I didn’t mean to be such a bad kid” then mom says that she just miss my farther I miss him to. One day I’m going to bring my mom over to our secret hide-out so she can clear her mind a little. I think she would love it.