• ***Thirteen ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart!
    1. Re-dress the male mannequins in female clothes.
    2. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.
    3. Play with the automatic doors.
    4. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along
    5 hours ago 5. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.”
    6. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”
    7. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock.
    8. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

    5 hours ago 9. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
    10. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
    11. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
    12. Two words: “Marco Polo.”
    13. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.