• There’s a little restaurant that’s just up the road.
    From the City's and Streets that we all know.
    A place we saw where the big arch glows.
    With the cholesterol clump, that stops your blood flow.
    Pulling out burgers, and cheese burger orders.
    I got in line and what did I order?
    Two cheese burgers and a heart attack.
    Just cheese and beef close your jaws just close your jaws.

    All the fat!
    I got two cheese burgers and a heart attack.
    All the fat!
    I got two cheese burgers and a heart attack.
    All the fat!
    I got two cheese burgers and a heart attack.
    All the fat!
    I got two cheese burgers and a heart attack.
    Set me down with my mouth a foam.

    Pick yourself up off the floor.
    With your mouth a foam and and arteries that close.
    Got a double cheese burger with an order of fries.
    Sticks in your veins like a mad cab driver.
    Shines your plate with the greased up blues.
    Here-suits with your bulging glutes
    Eatin' the burgers from coast to coast.
    You eat the fat while I watch and know.

    All the fat!
    You got two cheese burgers and a heart attack.
    All the fat!
    You got two cheese burgers and a heart attack.

    Man [spoken] What about those that only eat some days?

    They still get

    Two cheese burgers and a heart attack.
    Two cheese burgers and a heart attack.
    Two cheese burgers and a heart attack.
    Two cheese burgers and a heart attack.
    Two cheese burgers and a heart attack.
    Two cheese burgers and a heart attack.

    All the fat!
    You got two cheese burgers and a heart attack.
    All the fat!
    You got two cheese burgers and a heart attack.

    Oh, dear me. I'm makin' burgers in the back.

    Girl [spoken] Men with clogged arteries, like my dad.

    There’s a little restaurant up the road.
    From the City's and Streets that we all know.
    A place we saw where the big arch glows.
    With the cholesterol clump, that stops your blood flow.
    Pulling out burgers and kids’ meal orders.
    I got in line and what did I order?
    Two cheese burgers and a heart attack.
    Just cheese and beef close your jaws just close your jaws.

    All the fat!
    You got two cheese burgers and a heart attack.
    All the fat!
    You got two cheese burgers and a heart attack.
    I got burgers in my mind....