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Smitty McBone ate a ham.
He said it tasted like spam.
"Smitty," said his wife.
"Just look at you knife!
You actually at a man!"
- by Galadriel of the Wood |
- Poetry And Lyrics
- | Submitted on 10/12/2008 |
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- Title: Smitty McBone
- Artist: Galadriel of the Wood
- Description: It is a limerick, which has a pattern of 7,7,5,5,7 syllables. This poem won the regional junior poetry contest when I was in 8th grade. It is rather gruesome, but... well, just read it!
- Date: 10/12/2008
- Tags: smitty mcbone limerick funny cannibalism
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Comments (3 Comments)
- Doctor Jax - 02/14/2009
- O.o Men taste like spam? ^^Who knew.
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- xxSilent_Fallsxx - 10/16/2008
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lol wow XD it would be better if it didnt have any typos though o-o
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- Guru Hunter - 10/12/2008
- ok i guess, too short though
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