• The Phantom drops the curtain
    To the music of the night
    Galinda's love for Fiyero is certain
    Then Elphaba sets things right
    Satine's performance is droopy
    And Christian is left in tears
    The Avenue A group is loopy
    Till the end of Angel's years
    We do the Time Warp once more
    And Frank struts down the isle
    Rod lies, "Nicky's a bore!"
    As Princeton settles down for a while
    I could spend my life visiting Broadway
    And fill my mind with the joys of a play