• Santa needs new reindeers.
    The first bunch has grown old.
    Dasher has Arthritis;
    Comet hates the cold.
    Prancer's sick of staring
    at Dnacer's big behind.
    Cupid married Blitzen
    and Donder lost his mind.
    Dancer's mad at Vixen
    for stepping on his toes.
    Vixen's being thrown out--
    she laughed at Rudolph's nose.
    If you are a reindeer
    we hope you will apply.
    There is just one tricky part:
    You must know how to fly.