• ((I'm sure you can figure out what tune it goes to....))

    It's out with the cold,
    And in with the food.
    Goodbye TV trays,
    Hello to drive-thru.

    A chip in the bowl,
    No H2O in the spa,
    Endless days eating maize,
    The whole world can fit in my bra!

    Excuse me?
    Thank you.

    Burgers imported from Turkey;
    Turkey imported from Ham;
    Fries are imported from Jerky,
    And jerky is filling my glands!

    I'll take a lax so I go poo!
    You, go, too!

    I want flabulous,
    It is as simple as that,
    All things flabulous,
    That means I wanna be fat!

    I need something that fries and dings
    To help me hide my thong.
    I need a lotta flabulous,
    Is that so wrong?

    Fetch my my yummy, blue tic-tacs.
    Where is the TV remote?!
    I need a real big waffle pan,
    Then you can grab me a coke.

    She could be a sumo wrestler!
    I eat more!

    She wants flabulous,
    It is as simple as that.
    All things flabulous,
    That means she wants to be fat!

    She needs something that fries and dings
    To help her hide her thong!
    She needs a lotta flabulous,
    Is that so wrong?

    Flabulous drool,
    Flabulous gas,
    Flabulous sweating,
    Even flabulous rash!
    Flabulous passion,
    To eat everything!
    She's gotta have flabulous EVERYTHING!

    She looks like a bus!
    Everything's got to be XL,
    Times 3!!!

    She wants flabulous,
    It is as simple as that.
    All things flabulous,
    That means she wants to be fat!

    This fondue,
    That egg on the floor,
    That's not salty!
    I eat more!

    I eat, I eat,
    I eat, I eat,
    I eat, I eat,
    I eat.

    I eat flabulous!
    I want flabulous!
    Make me flabulous!

    Flabulous hair over my smile.
    Flabulous size. I cannot find my child!

    Oh I like what I see,
    I like it a lot.
    Is this absolutely flabulous?
    (Flabulous, flabulous!!)

    FLABSOLUTELY!
    NOT!