• What would you do if you found yourself swimming in chocolate?
    Surrounded by the universal defibrillator.
    Your nose slowly fills with the sweet scent of savory chocolate.
    If you wished, your taste buds could know chocolate and only chocolate.
    Life would no longer be like a box of chocolates
    but rather it would be chocolate inside.
    What would you do?

    What would you do if you had a unicorn?
    You could name it anything you wanted.
    Joe, Francis, Sue, Lisa, George...Deloris.
    Why yes, Deloris.
    You could ride Deloris like an equestrian, but it'd be soo much cooler.
    What if Deloris could fly??
    What would you do then?

    What would you do if you could sit on a cloud?
    See if it's cotton candy and try to sugar coat your fingers.
    You could sleep on it like every kid dreams of.
    Or maybe jump out of airplanes because that could was too fluffy to pass.
    Travel by could, even though that'd take a while.
    But who'd mind? You're sleeping.
    What would you do?

    What would you do if you knew a leprechaun?
    Chase rainbows and find gold.
    Perhaps visit the shores o' Ireland
    or go dancing on table tops at pubs.
    Steal his hat and pretend you're a leprechaun too.
    Convince yourself you're actually tall.
    What would you do?