• Buckle your helmet Darling,
    Tomorrow we go to war.
    Those prices won’t be down for long,
    But if not careful,
    You will be.
    Down forever,
    Coupon in hand,
    Waiting for the Lord
    To lift that Sony 60 inch plasma
    Off your chest.

    Grab my hand Dearest,
    Didn’t you hear?
    Last year they killed a woman,
    With only their lust.
    What did they think as they saw her fall?

    “I only tapped her shoulder”
    Where’s the electronics?
    “I barely scraped her legs,
    We need customer service, where are the lights?”
    She’s falling down,
    “But we only just missed her no need to slow down.”
    “I barely scraped her head but its okay.”
    No one sees the blood,
    Only the red.
    No one stops to look.
    Only the red.
    Everybody’s saving,
    Only the red.
    Everybody’s happy.
    What has been said?