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Vampires stood on the hill,
Van-helsing stood down below,
Van-helsing was angry and ready to kill,
he pulled out his gun and shot them row by row.
With an evil mimic vamp to vamp,
Helsing growing steadily weary.
Each Vamp was suspected to be camp,
an Helsing came with this query.
This caused commotion,
Angry and confused they grew.
So, they went to the shoppe and bought 'battle lotion'
This made them strong with each gulp of the mighty brew.
Helsing grew scared,
'Cus strong they'd grown,
He watched the vamps as they paired.
They looked at him an hit his head stone to stone.
With one quite cry,
an a quick tear,
helsing was ready to die.
the vamps went round the back an had him up the rear.
- by II Nex Porta II |
- Poetry And Lyrics
- | Submitted on 01/18/2009 |
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- Title: the Camp of the Camp Vamp
- Artist: II Nex Porta II
- Description: A poem that tells the story of Van-Helsing finally getting bettered by vampires. It's fairly funny if you read it :)
- Date: 01/18/2009
- Tags: camp camp vamp
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Comments (4 Comments)
- II Nex Porta II - 01/20/2009
- lol... names ^^
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- Xx Kiki xxX - 01/18/2009
- that was fnny write more yo shold of had a really fnny ending thogh it wo3d make it better
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- II Nex Porta II - 01/18/2009
- <3 random?!
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