• There was a man from Kentucky.
    I gave him mister ducky.
    He asked for a pan,
    so I stole one from an old man.

    He needed a chili,
    so I went Phili.
    He asked stuffed or fried.
    I said I prefer seasoned and dried.

    When he served Mr. ducky,
    I said yucky!
    But when I put some in my tummy,
    I had to yell yummy!