• I love my friends
    They always stay with me no matter what
    They open a door when all others are shut

    I love my true friends
    The ones who'll tell me the truth
    And stay with me throughout my youth

    I love my true, crazy friends
    They never can say "That just sounds dumb."
    Because they'll be right there with me, having begged to come.

    I love my true, crazy, funny friends.
    They'll know just what makes me laugh
    And aren't afraid of getting beat up on my behalf

    I love my true, crazy, funny, psychotic friends
    I love everything about them.
    Because true, crazy, funny, psychotic friends are as valuable as brilliant gems.