• "A" is for all the times I've been shot down
    "B"efore I even had a chance
    To "C" what you're about
    "D's" feelings I get
    "E"lectric to the touch
    "F" what everybody say
    Not a "G" so i dont play
    Don't have an "H" so I can't hate
    "I'' still lookin for a girl to give my last name
    I'm half a good thing like a pair of Micheal "J's"
    Got so much love that it could weigh a hundred "K's"
    I'm not the greatest lover but no ''L's" on my face
    I-"M" heartbreak kid
    Call me Nicholas Cage
    "N" i'm not the type to keep a girl in a cage
    "O" k that sounded wierd but I think my point's made
    That i'll stick to a girl like "P" B and J
    If you got a few "Q's", I can always give you A's
    Like for instance, do you love me?, and "R" you gonna stay?
    There's an "S" on my chest, you could be my Lois Lane
    And I know you'd get me sprung, you can call me "T"-pain
    "U" and I could go together have fun like d**k and Jane
    Make a "V" with your fingers
    Chunk the deuces if you're game
    Double me, "W", it's like im goin insane
    You gonna be my next "X"
    Or circle "Y" if you're stayin
    If you leave, go ahead, move to someone that is better
    But you'll just become my "Z", dead last of the letter's.